Nobody Knows I’m Stoned

Sexy Busty Chris	Chris Totally Nude
Anna Looking Hot	Pole dancing Anna
Sexy Babe Jay	Anna & Chris Together
Hot blonde Babes Chris & Anna Kissing

More Blondes For Your Money

As we grind through the recession, and wankerchops tells the rest of the world at the g20 how to fuck their economies even more. You can take comfort in this great two for one deal, not just one sexy British solo girl… but two of them! Get to watch the sexy blonde babes Chris and Anna perform solo as well as some hot girl on girl action, they also have a lot of friends over, like the cute Jay to get involved in their lesbian fun and games. If you want to see a big breasted Brit babe naked, your sure to want to get your monies worth and see two sexy huge titted English girls getting down and dirty. Visit Taste Of UK for more big tit blonde fun.

In Case You Didn’t Know

There aren’t many things sexier than a sexy blonde in the shower. Having said that, trust a blonde to forget to take off her clothes before she gets all wet. I am sure that you can forgive Melanie for this minor indiscretion. The damp cotton clinging to her firm pert breast is quite breath taking, her dark little nipples trying to escape from their wet cotton prison.

Anyway enough of that. So I heard the definition between having guts and having bal the other day and thought I would share it with you.

Having Guts, is coming home late and drunk from a night out with the boys, you meet your wife at the door. In her hand she hold a broom and you ask her, “You still cleaning luv or you flying off somewhere”.

Having Ball, is coming home late and drunk from a night out with the boys smelling of cheap perfume and with lipstick on your collar. You meet your wife at the door, slap her on the ass and say “Your next fatty”

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And Everybody Was Happy

All it takes is freezing temperatures to make the British public happy, shut down the schools, shut down the offices. Pretty much shut down the country and go build a snowman. Apparently the snow day cost the British economy £3 billion, what the news negates to inform is the fact that, had bankers been able to get to work the country would have lost £10 billion from them pissing our hard earned against a wall. In circumstances such as this any sensible business man has only one real option available to him…. Send Your Secretary… She will strip down and is sure to warm things up.. If she doesn’t catch hypothermia.

I’ll Have The Cream Of Cunt Please Waiter

So it has been a while since my last post… But don’t worry I’m still finding you the sexiest British girls for your wanking pleasure…

So what has happened since my last post…

Well world financial markets have collapsed and Gordon “Knight in shining amour” Brown has saved the day… Lets not forget this is the man who was chancellor for the last decade, under his guidance we have found ourselves in shit creek with no paddle.

Lewis Hamilton won the Formula One World Championship. I have to say I’m glad about this. There has been a lot of crap, rumours and everything else thrown at him. End of the Day his British and we should get behind him.

Barack Obama became the next president of the U.S.A. Now perhaps it is just me but has anyone else noticed that he isn’t black!!!! To get technical he is mixed race so 50% black 50% white… So looks like America has selected another white President!?!? But no one has yet to say this… But never mind, personally I was hoping the McCain would get in, mostly because Sarah Palin is quite a MILF…

But the most important development is that John Sergeant has quite Strictly Come Dancing. Now that’s a real shame.

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Dear Oh Dear

It’s a Brown Bashing Day, well why not. It seems strange that Gordon Brown did not interfere in Zimbabwe in the same way that we dived into Iraq. Now there are 2 theories behind this..

1. NO OIL

2. If brown were to start denouncing old Bob Mugabe for being a dictator on the fact that the election was rigged with wide spread threats and intimidation. Maybe people will start to look at Old Gordy and say “Oi Brown, so when exactly did you win an election”.

The problem is we now live under a dictatorship by a man, who under his control has steered the countries finances in to what we see splashed over the front pages of all the newspapers.

With all this said it is quite clear that the professionals have no idea so we are going to hand it over to the amateurs. The Suburban Amateurs. And with everyone tightening their purse strings were giving you more amateurs for your money with 4 hot galleries to perv over.

The Circus Begins

John McCain has announced his running mate. So chances are there will be a gun touting redneck in the administration. If I recall didn’t Dick Cheney shoot someone when he was out hunting! So the republican party seems to be setting a precedent with that one.

Apparently John McCain will be making sweeping changes in the white house. First off he will be putting in a stair lift.

It does come as some surprise that the Republican party could only put forward a man who came second to George Bush 8 years ago in the party vote.

But I will be backing McCain to the hilt…. We all need oven chips?!?!

Why not take a look at Real Couples it may not be politics but it sure is more entertaining….

Merry Christmas

Well it is official Christmas is here, the shops have started out with their Christmas displays and the usual tat gets its  seasonal parade. Of course this is good marketing, what with the credit crunch and all. It is probably better to get the  money out of the poor fuckers now as by Xmas they will be broke and hocking the wife’s wedding ring to buy the children the latest piece of mass produced plastic crap from the far east. Myself, I’m a simple man and would be quite happy to find Naomi Model In stockings on Christmas morning.

Dumb But Not Blonde

So I’m in B & Q and overhear a husband and wife talking… So wifey says to him “I want a door that opens”. I’m thinking opening will be high on your list of priority when purchasing such an item, really looking for a door that doesn’t open it looking for a wall. In Bed With Faith your not going to up against it with Faith so take a look at her and her 32GG bags of fun.

On another note It was surprising to see the amount of cars in the B&Q car park with polish number plates… Not wanting to be stereotypical! but OMG

Gold, Silver, Bronze… What Do You Get For Last?

So the Olympics are on us once again. Should be a good excuse to see a lot of scantily clad girl running around add to that a lot of beefed up guys on steroids and it should be a whole barrel of laughs. I personally think there should be a lot more drugs in sport the idea of a lot of athletes off their heads on magic mushrooms running the 100 meters while being chased by a 12 foot invisible rabbit or wrestlers loved up on ecstasy while trying to grab hold of each other, this would no doubt bring a much greater television audience to this summers games. Lets face it we are not going to do that well. So you might as well take a look Only Melanie at the very sexy and reflect on something we are good at.

Safety First

So I see a girl driving along with her I-Pod on today.. Earphone in and everything.. Now surely that’s not safe? I mean the thing is statistically women are less likely to have an accident. However I put this down to 2 things.

1. They never get to a speed at which they can actually cause an accident.

2. 98.5% of the time a woman is driving in her car she is actually trying to park her car.

So really the safest option all round is Girly Riders

Maybe in a few Years

Well let be honest now you expect Tim Henman to be out of Wimbledon by the quarter finals! You just don’t expect him to be commentating all out from a sore throat! Not all is lost though. Wimbledon in a wrapped up in a heart beat.

Lots of Skimpily clad females bounce around the courts, A good time is had by all

In lieu of our of our consummate professional athletes why not take a peek at,Suburban Amateurs.

The Hottest Girl In The World

I may have said it once or twice but Naughty Belle has to be the hottest girl on the planet. Talking about the hottest on the planet, What about Spain winning the Euro Championship. I have to say that 1-0 did not tell the story but I as elated that the Germans were well and truly beaten. I had held out hope that the Turkish would be in the final but alas, there last minute flurries were probably the most enjoyable part of the whole tournament.

In The Kitchen

Well what about the football? A few good matches in particular anytime that Turkey have been playing. You see the connection.. Turkey - Kitchen… Nice eh… Anyways I have to say a lot of the teams were pretty dismal it makes you wonder why England didn’t qualify. Germany managed to scrape through to the final, more luck than judgement me thinks. So I guess we will all be supporting Spain this Sunday. In the build up why not take a look at UK Screw

Back On The Blog

Well it had to take something special to get me blogging again… The post office. You pay for guaranteed next day delivery and it takes them 15 days to deliver your parcel. What can you do and what can you expect. The old saying always comes out… Could you have taken the letter there yourself for the same price? Well this time yes I could. Also all these other mail companies popping up, yet they are still delivered by royal mail. So your paying more or less for the same service can’t get my head around that one. So why not just take a look at Jess UK and send an email instead.

Lets Get The Party Started

So I have now decided to start drinking on a Wednesday. Kind of break up the week. With all this talk of binge drinking on the weekend, I really don’t want to fall into that trap. So 2 session a week and I think I should be safe! I also didn’t realise that I can’t play pool when I’m sober, strange but true after the first pint I was getting hammered by the forth I had got my eye in. Now your probably thinking the guy I was playing was as drunk as me, but being the designated driver he was still sober. So being in the party mood why not check out UK Party Sluts .