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So it has been a while since my last post… But don’t worry I’m still finding you the sexiest British girls for your wanking pleasure…

So what has happened since my last post…

Well world financial markets have collapsed and Gordon “Knight in shining amour” Brown has saved the day… Lets not forget this is the man who was chancellor for the last decade, under his guidance we have found ourselves in shit creek with no paddle.

Lewis Hamilton won the Formula One World Championship. I have to say I’m glad about this. There has been a lot of crap, rumours and everything else thrown at him. End of the Day his British and we should get behind him.

Barack Obama became the next president of the U.S.A. Now perhaps it is just me but has anyone else noticed that he isn’t black!!!! To get technical he is mixed race so 50% black 50% white… So looks like America has selected another white President!?!? But no one has yet to say this… But never mind, personally I was hoping the McCain would get in, mostly because Sarah Palin is quite a MILF…

But the most important development is that John Sergeant has quite Strictly Come Dancing. Now that’s a real shame.

Don’t Worry about that! Just get over to Cream My Cunt for some UK Creampie porn

The Circus Begins

John McCain has announced his running mate. So chances are there will be a gun touting redneck in the administration. If I recall didn’t Dick Cheney shoot someone when he was out hunting! So the republican party seems to be setting a precedent with that one.

Apparently John McCain will be making sweeping changes in the white house. First off he will be putting in a stair lift.

It does come as some surprise that the Republican party could only put forward a man who came second to George Bush 8 years ago in the party vote.

But I will be backing McCain to the hilt…. We all need oven chips?!?!

Why not take a look at Real Couples it may not be politics but it sure is more entertaining….

Safety First

So I see a girl driving along with her I-Pod on today.. Earphone in and everything.. Now surely that’s not safe? I mean the thing is statistically women are less likely to have an accident. However I put this down to 2 things.

1. They never get to a speed at which they can actually cause an accident.

2. 98.5% of the time a woman is driving in her car she is actually trying to park her car.

So really the safest option all round is Girly Riders

In The Kitchen

Well what about the football? A few good matches in particular anytime that Turkey have been playing. You see the connection.. Turkey - Kitchen… Nice eh… Anyways I have to say a lot of the teams were pretty dismal it makes you wonder why England didn’t qualify. Germany managed to scrape through to the final, more luck than judgement me thinks. So I guess we will all be supporting Spain this Sunday. In the build up why not take a look at UK Screw

Lets Get The Party Started

So I have now decided to start drinking on a Wednesday. Kind of break up the week. With all this talk of binge drinking on the weekend, I really don’t want to fall into that trap. So 2 session a week and I think I should be safe! I also didn’t realise that I can’t play pool when I’m sober, strange but true after the first pint I was getting hammered by the forth I had got my eye in. Now your probably thinking the guy I was playing was as drunk as me, but being the designated driver he was still sober. So being in the party mood why not check out UK Party Sluts .

Not Sure How This One Will Pan Out

So here is a thought if you are female and work for an adult entertainment business do you think you could sue for sexual harassment? I mean if I were a judge and a lady stood up in front of me and said someone in the office spanked her ass. Well what do you expect!!!? You work in an industry where women are sexually harassed for a living.. But knowing the way the justice system works it really is anyone’s guess. Anyways take a look at

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About The Size Of It

When your young everything is just biding time between sex.

When you get married sex is just time spent between naggings.

In the mean time check out Real Couples they have been caught between naggings.

Are There Any Out-ies In Porn?

So after I mentioned the staples in the belly button I got to thinking (Dangerous, I Know) about the whole belly button thing, Now I love girls stomachs, Slim, toned, six-pac, belly chain, pierced, even a slight curve can be hot. But Inn-ies and Out-ies. It made me realise that I have never been with a girl with an Out-ie. Strange but true, So I really have no point of reference on the subject. I went searching for a gallery featuring an out-ie possesing girl and as of let I can not find one! Now I am going to keep searching and when I find one I will post it for all of you belly fans. In the mean time you can check out UK Screw where today’s inn-ie gallery comes from.

Dear God Just Don’t Post It

Well more problems with the post office today!!! So I sent some stuff down to my family in London, just Birthday Cards and some computer memory. I posted it on the 17th of October and surprise surprise it is still not there. So my mother tells me they have had no mail for 2 weeks. Strange I thought as I’m getting mail and had sent something to the midlands on the same day and they had got it the next. Anyways to cut a long story short she found a post man about the place and got this answer… “We are not aloud to use our cars for deliveries now so we can only do 1 street a day” so basically each street get mail once a fortnight. Oh dear god I mean really what the fuck is going on with that company… So I think I am going to add a post office category.. What you need is Lady Sonia, Strong, Film, Fair, gives a great blow job and has an amazing rack + she’s a MILF. She wouldn’t take any of this crap… No No No if she was is charge of the post office you would get you mail on time, and if not someone would surely get a spank.

What Can I Say

So I have been working in an office for a couple of weeks now, and I can add something else to my shit list…. Staples!!! Well not really staple but peoples over use of the little metal nick knacks. Why use 1 staple when 8 will do? Why not just staple it right in the middle of the page? You wouldn’t have thought that people would do this but alas they do. So for the next 2 months I will continue to bitch. While I’m on the subject of staples.. Do you remember the old days of porn magazines? they always used to put the staples through the girls belly button. Not a major problem unless you have a belly button fetish! I guess that our lovely today Filthy Rich Bitch has someone to remove them for her.

Anal, Anal, Anal, Anal, Anal, Anal

Happy days!!! I got some bum love this weekend just gone…. And it was goooood!!!! I know that some people really don’t like anal but I DO. So No crap today just Six Of The Best Anal Videos from Jim Slip UK Street Sluts

Naughty Police Woman

So here’s a bonus a picture gallery and a video gallery all in the same day. Both Galleries are from UK Nymphos. Now I can’t imagine 1 person who wouldn’t want to see a police woman strip before sucking and fucking her little brains out. I do remember my old man had a friend who honestly believed that if there was a police man and woman together in a panda car that they used to sneak off and get “jiggy” whenever they had a chance. But this fella was a postman so I will let you draw your own conclusion!!

Can’t Go Wrong

I have to say I love watching people having sex. Not porn but real sex. So much porn coming out of the states is so “plastic” fake tits, fake tan, fake lips… well you get the idea. I just like to see real people having sex, you know the average girl next door type screwing a guy with a normal sized cock and even a bit of a beer gut. I am not alone as the British public choose time and again the amateur over the pro so here is a great photo set from Real Couples enjoy!

Great Way To Build Up An Appetite

Here is a great video of the super sexy Anjali from Adore Anjali giving some great head. Now what has got me thinking today! Now when we go for a take away we always say “Do you fancy an Indian” Now for those of an Asian persuasion, when you go for some fish and chips or a roast dinner do you say ” Lets go for an English” ?

Ohh That doesn’t Taste Right

So I was out shopping the other day and got 1 loaf of bread and 1 pack of wine gums, which got me to thinking 10 years ago the wine gums were 5p cheaper but the bread is now 10p more expensive. People are still baffled by the fact that a large portion of our country is obese. Now I’m not a government employee (thank god) but surely if you raise the price of junk food and lower the price of healthy food over a 10 year period we wouldn’t have so many fat ass women stomping our streets. Our babe for the day has taken this information under consideration and is now on a protein only diet. Don’t believe me check out British Bukkake Parties.