Nobody Knows I’m Stoned

Better Interest Than The Banks

I did have a good chuckle at this while this banker (and I use the term very loosely) is sorting out his rather large pension some london news got pushed to the back page. It turns out the a school caretaker in South London had converted the schools boiler room into a cannabis grow room and been happy tending to over £6000 worth of prize winning Ganga. Now £700K a year is nice but I have to applaud this guy for taking matter into his own hands and starting his own recession busting pension fund. So to today’s girl, A very sexy brunette. I have to say the knee high socks and the little arm gloves are pretty damn hot, So if you want to see more babes like this check out Suburban Amateurs.

Dear Oh Dear

It’s a Brown Bashing Day, well why not. It seems strange that Gordon Brown did not interfere in Zimbabwe in the same way that we dived into Iraq. Now there are 2 theories behind this..

1. NO OIL

2. If brown were to start denouncing old Bob Mugabe for being a dictator on the fact that the election was rigged with wide spread threats and intimidation. Maybe people will start to look at Old Gordy and say “Oi Brown, so when exactly did you win an election”.

The problem is we now live under a dictatorship by a man, who under his control has steered the countries finances in to what we see splashed over the front pages of all the newspapers.

With all this said it is quite clear that the professionals have no idea so we are going to hand it over to the amateurs. The Suburban Amateurs. And with everyone tightening their purse strings were giving you more amateurs for your money with 4 hot galleries to perv over.

What A Waste Of Money

So the Olympics is over then! all that fuss and for just two weeks, I have to say I was surprised that we got so many  medals. Although when you think of how much money we have invested to achieve these.. Somewhere in the region of £1 million + per medal. You get to thinking maybe we would have been better off buying some on eBay and investing those XXX Millions into oh, I don’t know, our failing schools, terrible hospitals or maybe get some more police. But what do I know… What I do know is if you want real value for money take a look at the hot bitty at Real Punting. Where you get more pussy for your pounds…

The Future Is .ALT

I don’t care about many things… And there are even less things that I will get out of bed for…

Just for the moment we will concentrate on the latter and as it’s the weekend here are three of the hottest girls from the all British site Punk Grl… While we are on the subject have you taken a look at the total
babe from Paramore. You really should.

Time To Look For Another Job

So My mother was looking for a new computer keyboard so I said I would take her down to PC World to look for one, I needed a new NAS drive so thought I would take a look at their wares.. So my mother went up to the dick in the uniform. I listened to him being quite patronizing about the whole situation. When he was done I asked him the simple question…. “Where are your NAS drives”.. “What is a NAS drive” Well what can you say I choose my words carefully… “You work in a computer shop and you DON’T know what a nas drive is”… “urm, er, urm” “It’s a Network Drive” NAS, Network Attached Storage Drive… “Oh, Oh, We have them but they are not called that, I have never heard them called that”…. So riddle me this then monkey boy when you visit PCWORLD.CO.UK and type “nas drive” into the little search box, why would it bring up 2 results…. Perhaps it is time that you searched the help wanted ads because if your a representation of pc worlds support I think we can all do without a computer. You Know where you won’t get this trouble… Only Carla there a girl who knows her disk drives.

Look At The Fun Bags On Her

Take a moment to check out this busty beauty at Busty Britain.

So I have moved house and got a letter through the door from our new water company. The usual rubbish and pamphlets, you will like this…. This is a paragraph from one of the booklets….

“For a refreshing drink try chilling some water in the fridge and adding some ice cubes”

I mean really!!! are we all just idiots.

About The Size Of It

When your young everything is just biding time between sex.

When you get married sex is just time spent between naggings.

In the mean time check out Real Couples they have been caught between naggings.

So I’m back online at last… Don’t even ask. so Straight into an xmas mega post

There are 2 things that I love about xmas

1- Drunk girls who have sex with strangers.

2- Being a Stranger

Anyways from the top we have the lovely girls from

Only Tease

Only Tease

Suburban Amateurs

Naughty Belle

Busty Britain

Busty Britain

Busty Britain

British Bukkake Babes

Enjoy…. and Happy Christmas

Lost

Now this is just retarded… I got on the bus this morning with the wife she paid and sat down, I paid walked down the aisle looked around and she was gone!!! I mean just gone, now this was a single decker bus with only 6 people on it. So I take a seat and see my wife 2 seats in front of her with a not to impressed look on her face. Turns out I was standing next to her while looking up and down the bus. I felt like a bit of a knob but life goes on. So I think maybe all the stress has got to me and I could do with some one on one time with a nurse, and no ones better than the sexy legged tease Sabrina from Sabrina’s Stockings.

What Can I Say

So I have been working in an office for a couple of weeks now, and I can add something else to my shit list…. Staples!!! Well not really staple but peoples over use of the little metal nick knacks. Why use 1 staple when 8 will do? Why not just staple it right in the middle of the page? You wouldn’t have thought that people would do this but alas they do. So for the next 2 months I will continue to bitch. While I’m on the subject of staples.. Do you remember the old days of porn magazines? they always used to put the staples through the girls belly button. Not a major problem unless you have a belly button fetish! I guess that our lovely today Filthy Rich Bitch has someone to remove them for her.

Today Is A Big Breast Day.

So there happens to be a girl I’m working with…. She happens to be a big girl!!! and she has a giant rack…. I mean huge. She was bending down over a desk in front of me when I caught a glimpse of her cleavage. Holy Shit there must have been about a foot of it. Now not being a greedy man myself, but what the hell would you do with all of that? I mean I like an oily Tit Wank as much as the next man, but I would be lost in there, well unless your an elephant you would be lost too. If you like your tits big check out

Anal, Anal, Anal, Anal, Anal, Anal

Happy days!!! I got some bum love this weekend just gone…. And it was goooood!!!! I know that some people really don’t like anal but I DO. So No crap today just Six Of The Best Anal Videos from Jim Slip UK Street Sluts

What A Waste Of Your Life

So I remember reading a while back in the Times about people who have devoted themselves to Wikipedia. Why would you want to do this? these people get home from work or college then spend hours on end editing and re-editing wiki post and all you get at the end is wiki-recognition by a group of like minded individuals. This is the great thing that website owners have cottoned onto. In the old days you would spend a lot of time and effort building and filling a site with content. Now you just build a bare bones site and let the public fill it to the brim with new content. Now I understand that Wikipedia is trying to do some good stuff in Africa, which I have to say is very close to my heart (perhaps if there was an abundance of crude oil there it would be close to a lot of other peoples hearts!). At the end of the day though Wikipedia is not that great there are many inaccuracies within its pages
take a look here if you would like to know more. What if one day Wikipedia shuts down will these people not feel that they have wasted their lives? I would highly recommend going to the great website Vickie Powell, you can be assured you time will not be wasted looking at
the sexy UK porn star

It’s Not Her Fault

I have to say I think a girl in a straight jacket is pretty hot. I like many others and drawn towards damaged goods, I have an irrepressible belief that I can make it alright. Dear god there are some fucked up people out there. I of course include myself in that category. Now ending up in a straight jacket doesn’t necessarily mean you are nuts, I mean it could simply have started by phoning a government agency and after several hours of mashing the numbers followed by the hash key you are told by a computer that you have pressed the wrong button, the office is now closed and you will need to phone back tomorrow. I feel her pain.. If you want to check out load more wild and crazy British babes you could do worse than checking out Suburban Amateurs.

We All Know The Truth

To Get us started here is a great gallery of the very sexy Carla from
Only Carla. So the wife emailed me the picture below to emphasis what is going to happen to us on the weekend she also changed my desktop picture to one of Brian Habanna. Well what can I say, you may notice that the picture is a cartoon so please move your eyes to the picture below and you can see the reality of things to come. So 1 more time