Nobody Knows I’m Stoned

Oh Dear

Well what can I say, from British sport being on top of the world it all came crumbling down in the last few days. Football, Rugby and F1. I could try and make excuses, The disallowed try, the plastic pitch, Hamilton being blocked. NO no no, We were beaten, we have our all but this time that just wasn’t enough. Whatever the outcome in the Rugby A team the rest of the world thought were going out in the group stage made it to the finals, A 22 year old rookie lead the championship from the early rounds breaking record on the way. As for the football was it 5 matches in a row that we won 3-0. So here’s to the lads and here’s to British Doggers.

Fit Chav Bitty

British Doggers Is a nice looking amateur site, Now I’m all for outdoor sex but have had some bad experiences, namely get bitten by a dog while we were rolling around in some long grass. Also having sex on top of a red ants nest, very, very messy. Those little sods get everywhere. But do not let this deter you, there is nothing like lying back looking at the sky with a gentle breeze on your balls and your beautiful girlfriend bouncing up and down on you. If you don’t have a beautiful girlfriend borrow your friends…

& Some Special Sauce

Dogging Uncovered, Now dogging is a very British thing, meet up in a car park to have sex and get a load of guys to watch and/or join in. It really come to 2 options, watch or perform, That’s true throughout all of porn you either do or watch. As most of us will never be a porn star, a site like Dogging Uncovered lets your ordinary man on the street get to be in porn. I have never been dogging, don’t think I ever will, see I like my creature comforts, If their is going to be a gang bang have it in a nice warm house. I don’t want to be flopping my cock around in a windy dingy pay and display car park. Which brings me to my next point, eating in at a fast-food restaurant. Now I do like junk food, I don’t have it a lot maybe 4-5 times a year but when I do I like to do it in style. My wife is quite petite so she will go in to Mac Donald’s and gets me 8 cheese burgers, you really need to see their faces. Anyways I was in subway to get a foot long as the girl asked me if I would like to eat in! You can’t say “No, love I’m going home to sit in front of the telly and eat this giant sandwich in my boxer shorts” So I just said “to Take away please” I now feel that a 12″ sub is just not enough so I will now be on 2 foot longs a sitting.