Nobody Knows I’m Stoned

Dear God Just Don’t Post It

Well more problems with the post office today!!! So I sent some stuff down to my family in London, just Birthday Cards and some computer memory. I posted it on the 17th of October and surprise surprise it is still not there. So my mother tells me they have had no mail for 2 weeks. Strange I thought as I’m getting mail and had sent something to the midlands on the same day and they had got it the next. Anyways to cut a long story short she found a post man about the place and got this answer… “We are not aloud to use our cars for deliveries now so we can only do 1 street a day” so basically each street get mail once a fortnight. Oh dear god I mean really what the fuck is going on with that company… So I think I am going to add a post office category.. What you need is Lady Sonia, Strong, Film, Fair, gives a great blow job and has an amazing rack + she’s a MILF. She wouldn’t take any of this crap… No No No if she was is charge of the post office you would get you mail on time, and if not someone would surely get a spank.

Hardcore Femdom

Femdom or female domination is what this is all about. The site The English Mansion is full of stern UK ladies handing out the punishment. Take a look at the gallery but be warned its a no messing site you want femdom you got it. Myself, I can think of better ways to spend my Saturday afternoons like sitting in the garden with a nice G&T (ice & a slice of course) and some Dean Martin or the old record player. However its clear to see that many a British man like nothing more than to have his cock tied to his feet and then whipped into a bloody mess. Horses for course I guess. The scary thing is that you could pick up one of these chick on a night out and end up in some “Pulp Fiction” style ball gag mess. So don’t say I didn’t warn you when it happens.