Nobody Knows I’m Stoned

What A Waste Of Money

So the Olympics is over then! all that fuss and for just two weeks, I have to say I was surprised that we got so many  medals. Although when you think of how much money we have invested to achieve these.. Somewhere in the region of £1 million + per medal. You get to thinking maybe we would have been better off buying some on eBay and investing those XXX Millions into oh, I don’t know, our failing schools, terrible hospitals or maybe get some more police. But what do I know… What I do know is if you want real value for money take a look at the hot bitty at Real Punting. Where you get more pussy for your pounds…

Lets Get The Party Started

So I have now decided to start drinking on a Wednesday. Kind of break up the week. With all this talk of binge drinking on the weekend, I really don’t want to fall into that trap. So 2 session a week and I think I should be safe! I also didn’t realise that I can’t play pool when I’m sober, strange but true after the first pint I was getting hammered by the forth I had got my eye in. Now your probably thinking the guy I was playing was as drunk as me, but being the designated driver he was still sober. So being in the party mood why not check out UK Party Sluts .

A Little Help Please

Bluetooth, while it is a great technology it bugs the ever living crap out of me to see people who walk around all the time with a Bluetooth earpiece in.. Fair enough use it in the car but not when your queing up to pay for your shopping in Tesco’s. This also brings me on to the whole subject of people on mobile phones. Oh my God , no I don’t want to know what you want for dinner or who you went to see last night in concert. It does make you wonder how we ever managed before cell phones. But back to the ear pieces. There was a time in London that you could walk down the streets and straight away tell the nuts (those who were speaking to themselves) but now with Bluetooth it is a bloody mine field. Here are some great girls from
One Man Banned to take your mind off the wankers.

So I’m back online at last… Don’t even ask. so Straight into an xmas mega post

There are 2 things that I love about xmas

1- Drunk girls who have sex with strangers.

2- Being a Stranger

Anyways from the top we have the lovely girls from

Only Tease

Only Tease

Suburban Amateurs

Naughty Belle

Busty Britain

Busty Britain

Busty Britain

British Bukkake Babes

Enjoy…. and Happy Christmas

Lost

Now this is just retarded… I got on the bus this morning with the wife she paid and sat down, I paid walked down the aisle looked around and she was gone!!! I mean just gone, now this was a single decker bus with only 6 people on it. So I take a seat and see my wife 2 seats in front of her with a not to impressed look on her face. Turns out I was standing next to her while looking up and down the bus. I felt like a bit of a knob but life goes on. So I think maybe all the stress has got to me and I could do with some one on one time with a nurse, and no ones better than the sexy legged tease Sabrina from Sabrina’s Stockings.

Dear God Just Don’t Post It

Well more problems with the post office today!!! So I sent some stuff down to my family in London, just Birthday Cards and some computer memory. I posted it on the 17th of October and surprise surprise it is still not there. So my mother tells me they have had no mail for 2 weeks. Strange I thought as I’m getting mail and had sent something to the midlands on the same day and they had got it the next. Anyways to cut a long story short she found a post man about the place and got this answer… “We are not aloud to use our cars for deliveries now so we can only do 1 street a day” so basically each street get mail once a fortnight. Oh dear god I mean really what the fuck is going on with that company… So I think I am going to add a post office category.. What you need is Lady Sonia, Strong, Film, Fair, gives a great blow job and has an amazing rack + she’s a MILF. She wouldn’t take any of this crap… No No No if she was is charge of the post office you would get you mail on time, and if not someone would surely get a spank.

Anal, Anal, Anal, Anal, Anal, Anal

Happy days!!! I got some bum love this weekend just gone…. And it was goooood!!!! I know that some people really don’t like anal but I DO. So No crap today just Six Of The Best Anal Videos from Jim Slip UK Street Sluts

It’s Not Her Fault

I have to say I think a girl in a straight jacket is pretty hot. I like many others and drawn towards damaged goods, I have an irrepressible belief that I can make it alright. Dear god there are some fucked up people out there. I of course include myself in that category. Now ending up in a straight jacket doesn’t necessarily mean you are nuts, I mean it could simply have started by phoning a government agency and after several hours of mashing the numbers followed by the hash key you are told by a computer that you have pressed the wrong button, the office is now closed and you will need to phone back tomorrow. I feel her pain.. If you want to check out load more wild and crazy British babes you could do worse than checking out Suburban Amateurs.

At Last — But Worth Waiting For

Ok so I said I would get round to it and at last I have. The second theory behind having a foot fetish is, if you think in your brain you have a body map. Lets say that your heart is London then you have roads to other parts of your body / country. So for instance Manchester would be your lungs, Liverpool would be your Liver (lol) and so on. So your feet are let say Glasgow and your genitals are Edinburgh. Now on the scale of things these places are pretty close and every so often your brain can take a wrong turning and end up in either of the 2 places. Hence that you can easily associate sex with feet. Looking a little deeper people who have lost their feet or their cock can as you probably know have phantom pains, but what you probably didn’t know is that by touching some ones feet can bring on a phantom erection, like wise by ticking some ones cock can bring on a phantom tickling sensation in the foot that is no longer there. While you get to grips with this take a look at
Only Tease.

Ohh That doesn’t Taste Right

So I was out shopping the other day and got 1 loaf of bread and 1 pack of wine gums, which got me to thinking 10 years ago the wine gums were 5p cheaper but the bread is now 10p more expensive. People are still baffled by the fact that a large portion of our country is obese. Now I’m not a government employee (thank god) but surely if you raise the price of junk food and lower the price of healthy food over a 10 year period we wouldn’t have so many fat ass women stomping our streets. Our babe for the day has taken this information under consideration and is now on a protein only diet. Don’t believe me check out British Bukkake Parties.

Wow

Now I know I have posted a similar gallery before but forgive me. I don’t know who this girl is but she is absolutely gorgeous. Petite, trim and beautiful. So you can check her out 1 more time as the very naughty Faye & Sandie slip her firm breasts out, remove her lacy French panties and proceed to penetrate her sweet pussy and juicy ass with a variety of dildos

That’s Just Hot

Now we have already seen a chick with a pink pussy (View Post), so carrying on that theme here is a very naughty looking British babe with purple hair. Now I don’t know about you but I think she looks so hot. My wife when I met her had purple/red hair. I just think girls look very naughty with striking hair. It is like when you see a chick with dreadlocks, you just know she is going to be filthy in bed. The fact is you don’t know but we build up these ideas. As for the tongue stub that’s always hot I have never been with a girl with a tongue ring but it is on the list… So get on over to One Man Banned and see some more.

More Ass Than You Can Manage

Just Sit Back and enjoy some of the hottest babes showing off their sexy little bums..

The Girls Are From (In Order)

Lust In Leather

Babes UK

Busty Britain

Naughty Belle

Suburban Amateurs

Oh Dear!!!!

Well we lost the rugby and I didn’t get anal sex.. So all in all the weekend wasn’t great…. I have had my better half rubbing my nose in it all weekend I mean it wouldn’t have been so bad if we had scored a point or two. “Assistant coach Mike Ford laments the difference four years has made to the world champions and says they may have been ‘overtaken’.” No shit. But we are not finished yet as always we could stumble to the latter rounds of the competition.. Here’s hoping. Why not take the tears away and take a look at Only Opaque’s for all you naughty stockings and tights fetishists.

Does That Feel Good Boyo

Check out Crystel Extreme she’s Welsh, anyway It came to my attention the other night that no one seems to use Talcum powder anymore. I remember a time when every Christmas you would get the obligatory pair of socks and Imperial leather soap and talc. I guess there is some subliminal advertising there, as the only way you are going to get in to a pair of leather pants is if you use said talc. Just strange that people no longer seem to have a use for it as well as those white bottles of old spice they used to hunt in pairs…