Nobody Knows I’m Stoned

Lets Get The Party Started

So I have now decided to start drinking on a Wednesday. Kind of break up the week. With all this talk of binge drinking on the weekend, I really don’t want to fall into that trap. So 2 session a week and I think I should be safe! I also didn’t realise that I can’t play pool when I’m sober, strange but true after the first pint I was getting hammered by the forth I had got my eye in. Now your probably thinking the guy I was playing was as drunk as me, but being the designated driver he was still sober. So being in the party mood why not check out UK Party Sluts .

So I’m back online at last… Don’t even ask. so Straight into an xmas mega post

There are 2 things that I love about xmas

1- Drunk girls who have sex with strangers.

2- Being a Stranger

Anyways from the top we have the lovely girls from

Only Tease

Only Tease

Suburban Amateurs

Naughty Belle

Busty Britain

Busty Britain

Busty Britain

British Bukkake Babes

Enjoy…. and Happy Christmas

Ohh That doesn’t Taste Right

So I was out shopping the other day and got 1 loaf of bread and 1 pack of wine gums, which got me to thinking 10 years ago the wine gums were 5p cheaper but the bread is now 10p more expensive. People are still baffled by the fact that a large portion of our country is obese. Now I’m not a government employee (thank god) but surely if you raise the price of junk food and lower the price of healthy food over a 10 year period we wouldn’t have so many fat ass women stomping our streets. Our babe for the day has taken this information under consideration and is now on a protein only diet. Don’t believe me check out British Bukkake Parties.

Wow

Now I know I have posted a similar gallery before but forgive me. I don’t know who this girl is but she is absolutely gorgeous. Petite, trim and beautiful. So you can check her out 1 more time as the very naughty Faye & Sandie slip her firm breasts out, remove her lacy French panties and proceed to penetrate her sweet pussy and juicy ass with a variety of dildos

Sabrina Deep to Host the Largest Gangbang Live Webcam Show (London, UK) - On September 8th 2007,

Sabrina Deep will break the record for the WORLDS LARGEST GANGBANG ever broadcast live on webcam as a celebration of her birthday which falls 3 days later, on September 11th. Sabrina Deep roductions announces that the event will feature at least 80 men banging Deep in an 8 hours time-frame and that the whole plot will be broadcast live on webcam, no-stop, to all her website members, her affiliates and a few media representatives. The peculiarity of this event is that the men will not be given any time-limits to fuck me, like it happens in the world largest gangbang events, Deep said in a statement: if they can last for 8 hours, they can fuck me for 8 hours, they can have repeated orgasms and they can fuck any of my holes. It’s not about numbers, it’s about quality, for me! Deep continues. It’s a present I wanted to give to myself and to my fans to celebrate my birthday and one year of activity and all i expect it is to orgasm and to squirt for the whole event. In 3 words: i hate lube. Being one of the few adult models who date their fans, Deep sent all her current site members an automatic invite to the event which will be held in London, UK. All the guys taking part to the event are blood-tested and they will be supplied condoms as well. Sabrina Deep Deep Sabrina also announced that the event will as well be filmed and a DVD set with the whole 8 hours action will be released, uncut, later this year. The movie will be also made available online for streaming pay-per-view, rental and download simultaneously with the street date. Deep said that the company is currently in negotiations with distributors and is still entertaining offers. A limited amount of DVD sets, will be given away for free, shipping included, to all Deep’s website members who request one in her members area by September 8th 2007. The event will be the largest gangbang ever broadcast live on webcam and the longest adult webcam show ever held by a solo girl. The guys will show up in waves of 10 per hour and they will be allowed to repeat their performances as many times as they want. I don’t know what the guys will want me to do, Deep says. But being a nympho and a cumaholic i know for sure what i’m going to take from them. Deep debuted as an adult model in August 2006 and immediately gained popularity due to her 6 foot tall slim silhouette and natural DD breasts, to her deep-throating performances and to her attitude for dating her fans. More information about the event can be found at Deep Sabrina.

Terrorist Target

Upon seeing the news of the terrorist convictions today I started to worry, I think possibly I am a terrorist target! Reason being, I just happened to be training as a chef and living in the Langdale Valley at the same time as those lads were having their terrorist camp. I used to take my dog for walks In the field they were camping in. Next I moved to London and started work in Liverpool street, One day a friend came over from Europe we went on a bender and I was in no state to even think about work the next day. You can imagine my surprise when I turned on the telly to see my regular tube had been blown up… So I will leave you with this gallery of Alicia Rhodes while I arm myself to the teeth and stockade myself behind the living room sofa.

Live Earth & All That Ozone..

So I see we are having another concert at Wembley. This time it’s Live Earth. Basically we have a load of pop stars flying to venues around the world, each venue having around 70 thousand people driving to and further more an estimated 2 billion turning on their TVs to watch. So cutting down our carbon emissions is off to a great start then! I really do wish someone would make Geldof history!!!! So today we have UK Roadtrips A group of guys 1 step ahead. They use public transport.. Well they got hold of an old london bus anyway. We could all take a leaf out of their book, take a bus and fuck some blonde bitty. Lads I salute you.

It’s My Turn

Today we have a gallery from UK Screw. A nice little set of an Asian babe getting it on with 2 guys. Now there is a thing I have about 3somes. If your a girl with 2 guys you can suck and fuck all day. If you are a guy with 2 girls it’s a different story, As you only have 1 cock you can only screw 1 girl at a time, thus leaving 1 girl unsatisfied. So I would recommend just having both girls giving you oral sex, although both females will be unsatisfied at least your being equal and fair. I learnt this to my cost when I had a 3some with my partner and another girl.

Lady Lovin’

Janey’s Web is a top class site, without a doubt one of the hottest and dirtiest girls I have seen. The pic set is an all girl orgy The difference being that the sex looks real, these hot women are really having a good time. I do like amateur sites a lot, the people want to do what they are doing. I always say that is doesn’t need to be a flashy site as long as the content is what you want to see. So go and have a look at Janey’s Web It is a nice looking site with a very dirty girl. In other news, with most of the country flooded, I seem to recall lots of science types saying this was going to happen because of global warming. I’m sure everyone told them to shut up. You got to be thinking maybe we shouldn’t have???

Bring On The Group Sex

The site is UK Homemade Porn the video is nice 3some. while we are on the subject me and the wife got talking about having a 3some the other night, and talking about it is only one step behind doing it! so that should be nice. On another matter a friend was round the other night so we watched Mr Deeds and the part with the old gent hitting on the old lady. This raised an interesting point. When do you want to fuck an old lady? My friend said, “when your 70 you will still be sleeping with your wife.” “No, No your missing the point I mean with my wife I will have always been with her. What I mean is at what age will you be walking down the street and upon seeing an O.A.P bending down at the bus stop picking up her shopping, you think I could half fancy me some of that granny fanny!!!”. See that got us stumped, because we all know at some point that will happen and it just seems wrong.

Close But No Cigar

You really have to check out this site Faye & Sandie if only for the fact that I had the opportunity to sleep with Faye. This was back when I was running a site with my partner we were always looking for girls to perform with us, one day we got a message from Faye in our mail box. My partner disallowed the encounter, simply because she wouldn’t let me sleep with a pornstar. (Something about her spoiling me). Never mind though.

Dirty Secretary Smokes 2 Cocks

Here is something a bit different, an office sex site. Send Your Secretary, if you like the idea of hot girls in office suits, stockings, glasses the hole nine yard, then you will love this. The girls are pretty hot and the fact that they are in suits makes them even hotter. Naughty office girls tied to their desks and given a right good rogering. The thing that surprised me the most is the amount of scenes where a ball gag is involved, I mean I have worked in an office and don’t remember that many ball gags! Don’t get me wrong a girl in a ball gag is never a bad thing, I’m just curious as to how you work that into the average shag in an office. Most girls that I know run at the mere thought of a ball gag. Let alone your getting fucked over your desk and your colleague whips out a ball gag from his desk drawer. Now if this office is related in any why to a government agency then I can quite understand where the ball gag might come in.

1 London Bus 1 Group of Horny Guys

What a good idea, take london bus, travel up and down the country and fuck hotties. Anyone who has been on a London bus knows that its not a great experience not least because you have to travel with the pubic. Dangle the carrot of a UK pornstar at the end of journey and you can cut congestion in london by half. Perhaps its something Ken can use in his re-election campaign. What with the congestion charges and fuel prices we will all be taking the bus in a couple of years so you might as well enjoy the site now. The site UK Road Trips is full of hardcore content featuring a selection of the UK’s top pornstars. In particular Alicia Rhodes deserves a mention, if only for the fact she is just so damn fine, and has managed to find success on both sides of the pond. A real good quality site with the cream of British adult stars.

UK Sluts Who Like To Party

Now this site doesn’t disappoint, Yes these are girls from the UK, yes these girls are SLUTS and yes these girls do love to PARTY. UK Party Sluts gives you all this. The girls are actually pretty cute and pretty amateur and they get fucked by a gang. So if your looking for some good UK gangbang action take a look. I once got involved in an orgy, quite a bit of fun really, you pump some cute girls full of tapas and red wine for an evening and they are quite willing to fuck you senseless. Tapas is quite an erotic food to begin with, anything that you eat with your hand and can feed and tease a girls taste buds with and your a shoe in. ( Please for the love of good don’t take this to mean a McNugget happy meal will get you into a barmaids panties.) And you can never really go wrong with red wine and a dimly lit bar as
a panty loosener.