Nobody Knows I’m Stoned

Dirty British Housewife
It has been a while since my last post, So lets jump straight into it… The bankers have fucked us all and it has seemed to rain every day of summer. Oh yes and the politicians have well and truly bent us over a barrel and taken us roughly with no lube!!! Fear not as we still strive to bring you top quality British Porn This time out I have find the delectable British Milf Mrs Penninton, busty dirty and very slutty looking. This mature British Girl is a complete slut and you will love watching her suck cock. You never know it might take your mind of the economy!

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Must Be Sophie Dee

Lets for a change actually talk about some porn! Crazy idea for a porn blog but let us give it a try… Let’s be honest unless you have been living under a rock, you will have heard of Sophie Dee. If you have been living under a rock you probably have many issues that this blog can’t help you with and should try this site. Anyway Sophie is a beautiful British girl with an amazing body. She is so cute with the sexiest blue eyes you will ever see. So Ms Dee has her own site jammed packed with her doing pretty much everything you can dream of (She is a pretty filthy hardcore babe). Trying to please everyone you will see Sophie as both a blonde and dark haired little fuck slut, she gags, does double penetration and isn’t shy when it come to fucking another girl. So if you want to see more of those juicy breasts bounce around or her sexy bubble butt get crammed full of cock, well you know what to do…. Oh you don’t? Well Click HERE.

Better Interest Than The Banks

I did have a good chuckle at this while this banker (and I use the term very loosely) is sorting out his rather large pension some london news got pushed to the back page. It turns out the a school caretaker in South London had converted the schools boiler room into a cannabis grow room and been happy tending to over £6000 worth of prize winning Ganga. Now £700K a year is nice but I have to applaud this guy for taking matter into his own hands and starting his own recession busting pension fund. So to today’s girl, A very sexy brunette. I have to say the knee high socks and the little arm gloves are pretty damn hot, So if you want to see more babes like this check out Suburban Amateurs.

In Case You Didn’t Know

There aren’t many things sexier than a sexy blonde in the shower. Having said that, trust a blonde to forget to take off her clothes before she gets all wet. I am sure that you can forgive Melanie for this minor indiscretion. The damp cotton clinging to her firm pert breast is quite breath taking, her dark little nipples trying to escape from their wet cotton prison.

Anyway enough of that. So I heard the definition between having guts and having bal the other day and thought I would share it with you.

Having Guts, is coming home late and drunk from a night out with the boys, you meet your wife at the door. In her hand she hold a broom and you ask her, “You still cleaning luv or you flying off somewhere”.

Having Ball, is coming home late and drunk from a night out with the boys smelling of cheap perfume and with lipstick on your collar. You meet your wife at the door, slap her on the ass and say “Your next fatty”

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And Everybody Was Happy

All it takes is freezing temperatures to make the British public happy, shut down the schools, shut down the offices. Pretty much shut down the country and go build a snowman. Apparently the snow day cost the British economy £3 billion, what the news negates to inform is the fact that, had bankers been able to get to work the country would have lost £10 billion from them pissing our hard earned against a wall. In circumstances such as this any sensible business man has only one real option available to him…. Send Your Secretary… She will strip down and is sure to warm things up.. If she doesn’t catch hypothermia.

I’ll Have What He’s Having Please

So I got a pack of three pair of underwear from the underwear company. Now you expect that if you call yourself the underwear company you’re going to know your onions when it comes to pants, or boxers. So there are three pairs in the pack, identical except one is grey, one white and one blue. Now the white and grey are fine but the blue… This is where the cock flop occurs. Your know, when your dick flops out of the pouch at the front. Why just on the blue pair???? Anyway get on over and see some more of this hot brunette with big tits getting her pussy licked out.. It will cure the cock flop in seconds.

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I’ll Have The Cream Of Cunt Please Waiter

So it has been a while since my last post… But don’t worry I’m still finding you the sexiest British girls for your wanking pleasure…

So what has happened since my last post…

Well world financial markets have collapsed and Gordon “Knight in shining amour” Brown has saved the day… Lets not forget this is the man who was chancellor for the last decade, under his guidance we have found ourselves in shit creek with no paddle.

Lewis Hamilton won the Formula One World Championship. I have to say I’m glad about this. There has been a lot of crap, rumours and everything else thrown at him. End of the Day his British and we should get behind him.

Barack Obama became the next president of the U.S.A. Now perhaps it is just me but has anyone else noticed that he isn’t black!!!! To get technical he is mixed race so 50% black 50% white… So looks like America has selected another white President!?!? But no one has yet to say this… But never mind, personally I was hoping the McCain would get in, mostly because Sarah Palin is quite a MILF…

But the most important development is that John Sergeant has quite Strictly Come Dancing. Now that’s a real shame.

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Dear Oh Dear

It’s a Brown Bashing Day, well why not. It seems strange that Gordon Brown did not interfere in Zimbabwe in the same way that we dived into Iraq. Now there are 2 theories behind this..

1. NO OIL

2. If brown were to start denouncing old Bob Mugabe for being a dictator on the fact that the election was rigged with wide spread threats and intimidation. Maybe people will start to look at Old Gordy and say “Oi Brown, so when exactly did you win an election”.

The problem is we now live under a dictatorship by a man, who under his control has steered the countries finances in to what we see splashed over the front pages of all the newspapers.

With all this said it is quite clear that the professionals have no idea so we are going to hand it over to the amateurs. The Suburban Amateurs. And with everyone tightening their purse strings were giving you more amateurs for your money with 4 hot galleries to perv over.

The Circus Begins

John McCain has announced his running mate. So chances are there will be a gun touting redneck in the administration. If I recall didn’t Dick Cheney shoot someone when he was out hunting! So the republican party seems to be setting a precedent with that one.

Apparently John McCain will be making sweeping changes in the white house. First off he will be putting in a stair lift.

It does come as some surprise that the Republican party could only put forward a man who came second to George Bush 8 years ago in the party vote.

But I will be backing McCain to the hilt…. We all need oven chips?!?!

Why not take a look at Real Couples it may not be politics but it sure is more entertaining….

Merry Christmas

Well it is official Christmas is here, the shops have started out with their Christmas displays and the usual tat gets its  seasonal parade. Of course this is good marketing, what with the credit crunch and all. It is probably better to get the  money out of the poor fuckers now as by Xmas they will be broke and hocking the wife’s wedding ring to buy the children the latest piece of mass produced plastic crap from the far east. Myself, I’m a simple man and would be quite happy to find Naomi Model In stockings on Christmas morning.

The Future Is .ALT

I don’t care about many things… And there are even less things that I will get out of bed for…

Just for the moment we will concentrate on the latter and as it’s the weekend here are three of the hottest girls from the all British site Punk Grl… While we are on the subject have you taken a look at the total
babe from Paramore. You really should.

Time To Look For Another Job

So My mother was looking for a new computer keyboard so I said I would take her down to PC World to look for one, I needed a new NAS drive so thought I would take a look at their wares.. So my mother went up to the dick in the uniform. I listened to him being quite patronizing about the whole situation. When he was done I asked him the simple question…. “Where are your NAS drives”.. “What is a NAS drive” Well what can you say I choose my words carefully… “You work in a computer shop and you DON’T know what a nas drive is”… “urm, er, urm” “It’s a Network Drive” NAS, Network Attached Storage Drive… “Oh, Oh, We have them but they are not called that, I have never heard them called that”…. So riddle me this then monkey boy when you visit PCWORLD.CO.UK and type “nas drive” into the little search box, why would it bring up 2 results…. Perhaps it is time that you searched the help wanted ads because if your a representation of pc worlds support I think we can all do without a computer. You Know where you won’t get this trouble… Only Carla there a girl who knows her disk drives.

Gold, Silver, Bronze… What Do You Get For Last?

So the Olympics are on us once again. Should be a good excuse to see a lot of scantily clad girl running around add to that a lot of beefed up guys on steroids and it should be a whole barrel of laughs. I personally think there should be a lot more drugs in sport the idea of a lot of athletes off their heads on magic mushrooms running the 100 meters while being chased by a 12 foot invisible rabbit or wrestlers loved up on ecstasy while trying to grab hold of each other, this would no doubt bring a much greater television audience to this summers games. Lets face it we are not going to do that well. So you might as well take a look Only Melanie at the very sexy and reflect on something we are good at.

The Hottest Girl In The World

I may have said it once or twice but Naughty Belle has to be the hottest girl on the planet. Talking about the hottest on the planet, What about Spain winning the Euro Championship. I have to say that 1-0 did not tell the story but I as elated that the Germans were well and truly beaten. I had held out hope that the Turkish would be in the final but alas, there last minute flurries were probably the most enjoyable part of the whole tournament.

Look At The Fun Bags On Her

Take a moment to check out this busty beauty at Busty Britain.

So I have moved house and got a letter through the door from our new water company. The usual rubbish and pamphlets, you will like this…. This is a paragraph from one of the booklets….

“For a refreshing drink try chilling some water in the fridge and adding some ice cubes”

I mean really!!! are we all just idiots.