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I don’t care about many things… And there are even less things that I will get out of bed for…

Just for the moment we will concentrate on the latter and as it’s the weekend here are three of the hottest girls from the all British site Punk Grl… While we are on the subject have you taken a look at the total
babe from Paramore. You really should.

So Today I Move House

I have no idea when my next post will be as I will be waiting on BT (lol) in the mean time take a look at Pornogirl 69

See You Soon

Sabrina Deep to Host the Largest Gangbang Live Webcam Show (London, UK) - On September 8th 2007,

Sabrina Deep will break the record for the WORLDS LARGEST GANGBANG ever broadcast live on webcam as a celebration of her birthday which falls 3 days later, on September 11th. Sabrina Deep roductions announces that the event will feature at least 80 men banging Deep in an 8 hours time-frame and that the whole plot will be broadcast live on webcam, no-stop, to all her website members, her affiliates and a few media representatives. The peculiarity of this event is that the men will not be given any time-limits to fuck me, like it happens in the world largest gangbang events, Deep said in a statement: if they can last for 8 hours, they can fuck me for 8 hours, they can have repeated orgasms and they can fuck any of my holes. It’s not about numbers, it’s about quality, for me! Deep continues. It’s a present I wanted to give to myself and to my fans to celebrate my birthday and one year of activity and all i expect it is to orgasm and to squirt for the whole event. In 3 words: i hate lube. Being one of the few adult models who date their fans, Deep sent all her current site members an automatic invite to the event which will be held in London, UK. All the guys taking part to the event are blood-tested and they will be supplied condoms as well. Sabrina Deep Deep Sabrina also announced that the event will as well be filmed and a DVD set with the whole 8 hours action will be released, uncut, later this year. The movie will be also made available online for streaming pay-per-view, rental and download simultaneously with the street date. Deep said that the company is currently in negotiations with distributors and is still entertaining offers. A limited amount of DVD sets, will be given away for free, shipping included, to all Deep’s website members who request one in her members area by September 8th 2007. The event will be the largest gangbang ever broadcast live on webcam and the longest adult webcam show ever held by a solo girl. The guys will show up in waves of 10 per hour and they will be allowed to repeat their performances as many times as they want. I don’t know what the guys will want me to do, Deep says. But being a nympho and a cumaholic i know for sure what i’m going to take from them. Deep debuted as an adult model in August 2006 and immediately gained popularity due to her 6 foot tall slim silhouette and natural DD breasts, to her deep-throating performances and to her attitude for dating her fans. More information about the event can be found at Deep Sabrina.

Big Brother Star Amy Alexandra Naked

I’m not really a huge fan of Big Brother but as it has most of the country and far too many column inches devoted to it I thought you might like these naked Big Brother pictures. Here is the lovely Alexandra W AKA Amy Alexandra showing that she really is quite bitty. I particularly like the last 2 galleries but as there are 8 galleries of the big brother star naked you should all find something you like. You can see lots more of Amy and many more sexy UK models naked at Only Opaques

W.T.F I Actually Mean

From time to time I will use words or terminology that not everyone one will be familiar with. here is a chance to understand what I mean in a post. I will update this post when the need arises. As a reference I will use Dictionary.com

However at popularised by TV show LITTLE BRITAIN “Bitty” is also a reference to a woman’s breasts and a more lose reference to women in general e.g..

“Check out that hot Asian Bitty“

Don’t be fooled by that lack lustre entry, Chav can be used in many situation with a variety of meaning.

Mostly chav is used as the dictionary defines. However variation of the word Chav can us used in almost every situation The first thing you need to understand is chav and its variations can be used to describe something being good or bad. Confused? Think back to the late 80’s early 90’s when every thing was “Bad” i.e. “That’s Bad man“

Chaved (it)

1. “You Chaved it” for example you take a corner at high speed in you Vauxhall Nova, on to two wheel you hold it tight and off you go. This is also an example of “Chaving it”

2. “You Chaved it” for example you take a corner at high speed in you Vauxhall Nova, you spin out and hit a tree. This is also an example of “Chaving it“

3. You sit down on a bench with your bag open a group of youths turn up you turn your back for 1 second, upon turning back the group of youths are gone along with your phone. “Those little cunts chaved my phone”

Chaving (it)

1. A variation of “having it” derived from Manchester slang. You see something you like so your “Chaving it” generally mean that the item in question will not be paid for.

2. A man in a bar gets into a small disagreement when he then picks up and ashtray and strike the nearest person He would be considered to be “Chaving It”

3. You take a corner at high speed in you Vauxhall Nova, on to two wheel hold it tight and off you go. During the corner you action would be “Chaving it” You could also say before or during the corner “I’m Chaving it“

4. You take a corner at high speed in you Vauxhall Nova, you spin out and hit a tree. At the point you lose control you are “Chaving it“.

Chavage ( really having the same meaning and usage as “Savage“)

1. You are the passenger in a Vauxhall Nova taking a corner at high speed you have slightly soiled yourself from the two wheel experience, upon exiting the corner you turn to the driver and remark “That was some proper Chavage Terry“.

2. You pass a group of Chavs dismantling a bus shelter, A remark of “Chavage” would be in order.

Croydon Facelift

There are no dictionary entries for Croydon Facelift,

A “Croydon Facelift” is slang for a pony tail pulled so tightly as to give the women the appearance of having a beard and a surprised look (work it out).

( Most commonly you will see a girl dressed in exceedingly revealing clothes with a push up bra, big hoop gold earrings “Croydon Facelift” stolen mobile phone. Who more than likely would sleep with you in exchange for a cigarette, This is “Chav Bitty“. However to sleep with this type of girl is called the “STD lottery“. In the US this type of girl would be called a “Hood Rat“)

OMG!!!!!!!!

Now I know this is a bit off topic but I had to bring this site to your attention. Now we have all heard of MILF porn and even GILF porn but here is GDILF porn. It just goes to show if you pay someone enough what they will do! The girls are not that bad looking, the blonde in the video is actually quite a cutie. I think they are Germans, although that doesn’t change much. Went to Germany once, it was ok. The fact still remain that these girls are fucking pensioners. A few of these old guys appear in quite a lot of the content which means that they are fucking hot 18, 19 year olds on a regular basis. You really have to hand it to them and the good people at Pfizer from making Old Farts & Young Tarts possible. And for the rest of us it gives us a glint of hope that we can all be porn stars at some point in our life.

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