Nobody Knows I’m Stoned

Better Interest Than The Banks

I did have a good chuckle at this while this banker (and I use the term very loosely) is sorting out his rather large pension some london news got pushed to the back page. It turns out the a school caretaker in South London had converted the schools boiler room into a cannabis grow room and been happy tending to over £6000 worth of prize winning Ganga. Now £700K a year is nice but I have to applaud this guy for taking matter into his own hands and starting his own recession busting pension fund. So to today’s girl, A very sexy brunette. I have to say the knee high socks and the little arm gloves are pretty damn hot, So if you want to see more babes like this check out Suburban Amateurs.

And Everybody Was Happy

All it takes is freezing temperatures to make the British public happy, shut down the schools, shut down the offices. Pretty much shut down the country and go build a snowman. Apparently the snow day cost the British economy £3 billion, what the news negates to inform is the fact that, had bankers been able to get to work the country would have lost £10 billion from them pissing our hard earned against a wall. In circumstances such as this any sensible business man has only one real option available to him…. Send Your Secretary… She will strip down and is sure to warm things up.. If she doesn’t catch hypothermia.

Dear Oh Dear

It’s a Brown Bashing Day, well why not. It seems strange that Gordon Brown did not interfere in Zimbabwe in the same way that we dived into Iraq. Now there are 2 theories behind this..

1. NO OIL

2. If brown were to start denouncing old Bob Mugabe for being a dictator on the fact that the election was rigged with wide spread threats and intimidation. Maybe people will start to look at Old Gordy and say “Oi Brown, so when exactly did you win an election”.

The problem is we now live under a dictatorship by a man, who under his control has steered the countries finances in to what we see splashed over the front pages of all the newspapers.

With all this said it is quite clear that the professionals have no idea so we are going to hand it over to the amateurs. The Suburban Amateurs. And with everyone tightening their purse strings were giving you more amateurs for your money with 4 hot galleries to perv over.

What a rip off

So it would appear that peace and a power sharing deal has come to Zimbabwe, I have not seen the full details of the agreement but from the reports that I have read it would seem that.

Robert Mugabe gets control of the army and it still in control of Parliament. Morgan Tsvangirai gets to carry Mugabe’s luggage of Foreign trips..

So all in all you could say the country is well on the way to recovery. But seriously once foreign companies have started to invest their money back into Zimbabwe how soon will Morgan Tsvangirai have a horrible fatal accident, I don’t know maybe falling in the shower and getting shot in the back 20 times!!

While were on the subject of Amateurs get yourself over to Suburban Amateurs.

The Circus Begins

John McCain has announced his running mate. So chances are there will be a gun touting redneck in the administration. If I recall didn’t Dick Cheney shoot someone when he was out hunting! So the republican party seems to be setting a precedent with that one.

Apparently John McCain will be making sweeping changes in the white house. First off he will be putting in a stair lift.

It does come as some surprise that the Republican party could only put forward a man who came second to George Bush 8 years ago in the party vote.

But I will be backing McCain to the hilt…. We all need oven chips?!?!

Why not take a look at Real Couples it may not be politics but it sure is more entertaining….

Merry Christmas

Well it is official Christmas is here, the shops have started out with their Christmas displays and the usual tat gets its  seasonal parade. Of course this is good marketing, what with the credit crunch and all. It is probably better to get the  money out of the poor fuckers now as by Xmas they will be broke and hocking the wife’s wedding ring to buy the children the latest piece of mass produced plastic crap from the far east. Myself, I’m a simple man and would be quite happy to find Naomi Model In stockings on Christmas morning.

What A Waste Of Money

So the Olympics is over then! all that fuss and for just two weeks, I have to say I was surprised that we got so many  medals. Although when you think of how much money we have invested to achieve these.. Somewhere in the region of £1 million + per medal. You get to thinking maybe we would have been better off buying some on eBay and investing those XXX Millions into oh, I don’t know, our failing schools, terrible hospitals or maybe get some more police. But what do I know… What I do know is if you want real value for money take a look at the hot bitty at Real Punting. Where you get more pussy for your pounds…

The Future Is .ALT

I don’t care about many things… And there are even less things that I will get out of bed for…

Just for the moment we will concentrate on the latter and as it’s the weekend here are three of the hottest girls from the all British site Punk Grl… While we are on the subject have you taken a look at the total
babe from Paramore. You really should.

Put Some Clothes On And Bring In The Trash

So I read in the paper the other day.

Shoplifters can face an on the spot fine of £80

Putting out your rubbish on the wrong day you can face an on the spot fine of £115

I’m sorry but is this really sending out the right message when the country is as fucked up as it already is.. Are we to believe “littering” is considered worse than theft.

Go take a look at sexy tattooed Justine from Justine’s Bedroom, you never know you might forget the idiocy.

Maybe in a few Years

Well let be honest now you expect Tim Henman to be out of Wimbledon by the quarter finals! You just don’t expect him to be commentating all out from a sore throat! Not all is lost though. Wimbledon in a wrapped up in a heart beat.

Lots of Skimpily clad females bounce around the courts, A good time is had by all

In lieu of our of our consummate professional athletes why not take a peek at,Suburban Amateurs.

In The Kitchen

Well what about the football? A few good matches in particular anytime that Turkey have been playing. You see the connection.. Turkey - Kitchen… Nice eh… Anyways I have to say a lot of the teams were pretty dismal it makes you wonder why England didn’t qualify. Germany managed to scrape through to the final, more luck than judgement me thinks. So I guess we will all be supporting Spain this Sunday. In the build up why not take a look at UK Screw

Back On The Blog

Well it had to take something special to get me blogging again… The post office. You pay for guaranteed next day delivery and it takes them 15 days to deliver your parcel. What can you do and what can you expect. The old saying always comes out… Could you have taken the letter there yourself for the same price? Well this time yes I could. Also all these other mail companies popping up, yet they are still delivered by royal mail. So your paying more or less for the same service can’t get my head around that one. So why not just take a look at Jess UK and send an email instead.

Lets Get The Party Started

So I have now decided to start drinking on a Wednesday. Kind of break up the week. With all this talk of binge drinking on the weekend, I really don’t want to fall into that trap. So 2 session a week and I think I should be safe! I also didn’t realise that I can’t play pool when I’m sober, strange but true after the first pint I was getting hammered by the forth I had got my eye in. Now your probably thinking the guy I was playing was as drunk as me, but being the designated driver he was still sober. So being in the party mood why not check out UK Party Sluts .

Look At The Fun Bags On Her

Take a moment to check out this busty beauty at Busty Britain.

So I have moved house and got a letter through the door from our new water company. The usual rubbish and pamphlets, you will like this…. This is a paragraph from one of the booklets….

“For a refreshing drink try chilling some water in the fridge and adding some ice cubes”

I mean really!!! are we all just idiots.

A Little Help Please

Bluetooth, while it is a great technology it bugs the ever living crap out of me to see people who walk around all the time with a Bluetooth earpiece in.. Fair enough use it in the car but not when your queing up to pay for your shopping in Tesco’s. This also brings me on to the whole subject of people on mobile phones. Oh my God , no I don’t want to know what you want for dinner or who you went to see last night in concert. It does make you wonder how we ever managed before cell phones. But back to the ear pieces. There was a time in London that you could walk down the streets and straight away tell the nuts (those who were speaking to themselves) but now with Bluetooth it is a bloody mine field. Here are some great girls from
One Man Banned to take your mind off the wankers.