Nobody Knows I’m Stoned

Must Be Sophie Dee

Lets for a change actually talk about some porn! Crazy idea for a porn blog but let us give it a try… Let’s be honest unless you have been living under a rock, you will have heard of Sophie Dee. If you have been living under a rock you probably have many issues that this blog can’t help you with and should try this site. Anyway Sophie is a beautiful British girl with an amazing body. She is so cute with the sexiest blue eyes you will ever see. So Ms Dee has her own site jammed packed with her doing pretty much everything you can dream of (She is a pretty filthy hardcore babe). Trying to please everyone you will see Sophie as both a blonde and dark haired little fuck slut, she gags, does double penetration and isn’t shy when it come to fucking another girl. So if you want to see more of those juicy breasts bounce around or her sexy bubble butt get crammed full of cock, well you know what to do…. Oh you don’t? Well Click HERE.

I’ll Have What He’s Having Please

So I got a pack of three pair of underwear from the underwear company. Now you expect that if you call yourself the underwear company you’re going to know your onions when it comes to pants, or boxers. So there are three pairs in the pack, identical except one is grey, one white and one blue. Now the white and grey are fine but the blue… This is where the cock flop occurs. Your know, when your dick flops out of the pouch at the front. Why just on the blue pair???? Anyway get on over and see some more of this hot brunette with big tits getting her pussy licked out.. It will cure the cock flop in seconds.

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What A Waste Of Money

So the Olympics is over then! all that fuss and for just two weeks, I have to say I was surprised that we got so many  medals. Although when you think of how much money we have invested to achieve these.. Somewhere in the region of £1 million + per medal. You get to thinking maybe we would have been better off buying some on eBay and investing those XXX Millions into oh, I don’t know, our failing schools, terrible hospitals or maybe get some more police. But what do I know… What I do know is if you want real value for money take a look at the hot bitty at Real Punting. Where you get more pussy for your pounds…

The Future Is .ALT

I don’t care about many things… And there are even less things that I will get out of bed for…

Just for the moment we will concentrate on the latter and as it’s the weekend here are three of the hottest girls from the all British site Punk Grl… While we are on the subject have you taken a look at the total
babe from Paramore. You really should.

Gold, Silver, Bronze… What Do You Get For Last?

So the Olympics are on us once again. Should be a good excuse to see a lot of scantily clad girl running around add to that a lot of beefed up guys on steroids and it should be a whole barrel of laughs. I personally think there should be a lot more drugs in sport the idea of a lot of athletes off their heads on magic mushrooms running the 100 meters while being chased by a 12 foot invisible rabbit or wrestlers loved up on ecstasy while trying to grab hold of each other, this would no doubt bring a much greater television audience to this summers games. Lets face it we are not going to do that well. So you might as well take a look Only Melanie at the very sexy and reflect on something we are good at.

Put Some Clothes On And Bring In The Trash

So I read in the paper the other day.

Shoplifters can face an on the spot fine of £80

Putting out your rubbish on the wrong day you can face an on the spot fine of £115

I’m sorry but is this really sending out the right message when the country is as fucked up as it already is.. Are we to believe “littering” is considered worse than theft.

Go take a look at sexy tattooed Justine from Justine’s Bedroom, you never know you might forget the idiocy.

So I’m back online at last… Don’t even ask. so Straight into an xmas mega post

There are 2 things that I love about xmas

1- Drunk girls who have sex with strangers.

2- Being a Stranger

Anyways from the top we have the lovely girls from

Only Tease

Only Tease

Suburban Amateurs

Naughty Belle

Busty Britain

Busty Britain

Busty Britain

British Bukkake Babes

Enjoy…. and Happy Christmas

Dear God Just Don’t Post It

Well more problems with the post office today!!! So I sent some stuff down to my family in London, just Birthday Cards and some computer memory. I posted it on the 17th of October and surprise surprise it is still not there. So my mother tells me they have had no mail for 2 weeks. Strange I thought as I’m getting mail and had sent something to the midlands on the same day and they had got it the next. Anyways to cut a long story short she found a post man about the place and got this answer… “We are not aloud to use our cars for deliveries now so we can only do 1 street a day” so basically each street get mail once a fortnight. Oh dear god I mean really what the fuck is going on with that company… So I think I am going to add a post office category.. What you need is Lady Sonia, Strong, Film, Fair, gives a great blow job and has an amazing rack + she’s a MILF. She wouldn’t take any of this crap… No No No if she was is charge of the post office you would get you mail on time, and if not someone would surely get a spank.

Anal, Anal, Anal, Anal, Anal, Anal

Happy days!!! I got some bum love this weekend just gone…. And it was goooood!!!! I know that some people really don’t like anal but I DO. So No crap today just Six Of The Best Anal Videos from Jim Slip UK Street Sluts

What A Waste Of Your Life

So I remember reading a while back in the Times about people who have devoted themselves to Wikipedia. Why would you want to do this? these people get home from work or college then spend hours on end editing and re-editing wiki post and all you get at the end is wiki-recognition by a group of like minded individuals. This is the great thing that website owners have cottoned onto. In the old days you would spend a lot of time and effort building and filling a site with content. Now you just build a bare bones site and let the public fill it to the brim with new content. Now I understand that Wikipedia is trying to do some good stuff in Africa, which I have to say is very close to my heart (perhaps if there was an abundance of crude oil there it would be close to a lot of other peoples hearts!). At the end of the day though Wikipedia is not that great there are many inaccuracies within its pages
take a look here if you would like to know more. What if one day Wikipedia shuts down will these people not feel that they have wasted their lives? I would highly recommend going to the great website Vickie Powell, you can be assured you time will not be wasted looking at
the sexy UK porn star

Another Day Another Post Office Post

My seemingly never ending battle with the royal mail continues this week, My parents have Birthdays a week apart so I stuck their Birthday Cards and Presents in a big jiffy bag took them down to the post office and sent them recorded delivery. We are now over 10 days latter and they have still not arrived. Apparently they have only had a postman visit them with mail once in the last fortnight. I am surprised? No, an I surprised that every time I switch on the telly I see a new post office advert? No. This does make me worry with Christmas only round the corner, after the lack of summer is the royal mail wreck Christmas for the nation I do not think they will be forgiven quickly. One good thing about all these postal strikes though, I have gotten a lot less junk mail! Redirect your browser to Only Tease for some quality English Bitty.

No Roast Beef For You Johnny French Man

Fucked At Home seems only fitting for today… After we fucked the French at home in the World Cup Semi finals. I remember writing only a month or so ago that we had the world cup for at least a few more weeks, it is however looking more and more like we might have it for four more years.

Now there is some good news and some bad news. Good news being, in a week we could be World Champions which brings the bad news. With the better half being South African It really is a lose, lose situation. Either we lose the world cup or I lose my bum love privileges indefinitely….. All I can say is

COME ON ENGLAND

……..( I can always get a fleshlight!?!?!?)

At Last — But Worth Waiting For

Ok so I said I would get round to it and at last I have. The second theory behind having a foot fetish is, if you think in your brain you have a body map. Lets say that your heart is London then you have roads to other parts of your body / country. So for instance Manchester would be your lungs, Liverpool would be your Liver (lol) and so on. So your feet are let say Glasgow and your genitals are Edinburgh. Now on the scale of things these places are pretty close and every so often your brain can take a wrong turning and end up in either of the 2 places. Hence that you can easily associate sex with feet. Looking a little deeper people who have lost their feet or their cock can as you probably know have phantom pains, but what you probably didn’t know is that by touching some ones feet can bring on a phantom erection, like wise by ticking some ones cock can bring on a phantom tickling sensation in the foot that is no longer there. While you get to grips with this take a look at
Only Tease.

Postmen Should Be Drowned At Birth

I do Adore Amateurs but I don’t adore postmen. Now let us be honest you are a bunch of wankers holding the country to ransom. So when everyone you have pissed off finds other ways to distribute their mail and you have no post to deliver, what are you going to do then. You think that you should be paid for work you haven’t done and not even work full shifts. Perhaps you should have paid attention in school and then you would have realised how the real world works.

For anyone who wants to see what a complete bunch of cunts the postmen really are check the links below then ask yourself why do you think the royal mail wants to get rid of 40 000 of the twats!!!

14 Million Lost Letters

Stolen Letters

500 Dumped Letters

Mail Dumped In A Bin

8000 Letters Dumped

You already know my opinion on post men so I let you make up your own mind. Just remember they want more money for doing even less work. If you don’t know how it works… If a post man has an 8 hour shift and finishes his round in 6 hours, he then goes back to the office and sorts mail for 20 mins and then goes home an hour and 40 mins before his shift should finish. He will get paid for his 8 hour shift plus a further 2 hours of over time for the 20 mins of sorting mail. Now if anyone can find a job with pay like this please sign me up!!!! But I will add finally, if you live in Manchester and actually get mail, well it appears to be more luck than anything else.

4 Years Latter And Still Spanking Ozzie Ass

Well what can I say, the boys have done it again…. Wasn’t it great to wipe that look off their smug faces. All they have to look forward to now is the 20 hour + flight home. As we having just giving Australia the spanking of a lifetime I thought you might like to spank your money over Miss Nude Australia 2006 Brooke Peaches. Now we just have the French to deal with and a second final in as many world cups. To be honest I don’t mind losing to the French, but we do have a habit of beating the home nation!