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Must Be Sophie Dee

Lets for a change actually talk about some porn! Crazy idea for a porn blog but let us give it a try… Let’s be honest unless you have been living under a rock, you will have heard of Sophie Dee. If you have been living under a rock you probably have many issues that this blog can’t help you with and should try this site. Anyway Sophie is a beautiful British girl with an amazing body. She is so cute with the sexiest blue eyes you will ever see. So Ms Dee has her own site jammed packed with her doing pretty much everything you can dream of (She is a pretty filthy hardcore babe). Trying to please everyone you will see Sophie as both a blonde and dark haired little fuck slut, she gags, does double penetration and isn’t shy when it come to fucking another girl. So if you want to see more of those juicy breasts bounce around or her sexy bubble butt get crammed full of cock, well you know what to do…. Oh you don’t? Well Click HERE.

I’ll Have What He’s Having Please

So I got a pack of three pair of underwear from the underwear company. Now you expect that if you call yourself the underwear company you’re going to know your onions when it comes to pants, or boxers. So there are three pairs in the pack, identical except one is grey, one white and one blue. Now the white and grey are fine but the blue… This is where the cock flop occurs. Your know, when your dick flops out of the pouch at the front. Why just on the blue pair???? Anyway get on over and see some more of this hot brunette with big tits getting her pussy licked out.. It will cure the cock flop in seconds.

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So I’m back online at last… Don’t even ask. so Straight into an xmas mega post

There are 2 things that I love about xmas

1- Drunk girls who have sex with strangers.

2- Being a Stranger

Anyways from the top we have the lovely girls from

Only Tease

Only Tease

Suburban Amateurs

Naughty Belle

Busty Britain

Busty Britain

Busty Britain

British Bukkake Babes

Enjoy…. and Happy Christmas

What A Waste Of Your Life

So I remember reading a while back in the Times about people who have devoted themselves to Wikipedia. Why would you want to do this? these people get home from work or college then spend hours on end editing and re-editing wiki post and all you get at the end is wiki-recognition by a group of like minded individuals. This is the great thing that website owners have cottoned onto. In the old days you would spend a lot of time and effort building and filling a site with content. Now you just build a bare bones site and let the public fill it to the brim with new content. Now I understand that Wikipedia is trying to do some good stuff in Africa, which I have to say is very close to my heart (perhaps if there was an abundance of crude oil there it would be close to a lot of other peoples hearts!). At the end of the day though Wikipedia is not that great there are many inaccuracies within its pages
take a look here if you would like to know more. What if one day Wikipedia shuts down will these people not feel that they have wasted their lives? I would highly recommend going to the great website Vickie Powell, you can be assured you time will not be wasted looking at
the sexy UK porn star

Wow

Now I know I have posted a similar gallery before but forgive me. I don’t know who this girl is but she is absolutely gorgeous. Petite, trim and beautiful. So you can check her out 1 more time as the very naughty Faye & Sandie slip her firm breasts out, remove her lacy French panties and proceed to penetrate her sweet pussy and juicy ass with a variety of dildos

Complete Cunt

So I had a massive row yesterday with a complete as asshole.I had the family up for the weekend, so we had had a bar b q and throughout the day had been doing some gardening so after the bar b q we started up the leaf burner and through on the odd twig etc from cropping our apple tree. suddenly at the end of my path I see a fat old wanker with a red face. So he come up the path and I go to meet him. “Are you alright” I ask him “I was until—” Now that’s really no way to start a conversation, The asshole only wanted me to stop our little leaf burning as it was bothering him. Now the time was about 9-30 at night. I told him that it was a free country at which he made a lot of noise and stormed off at which point I called him a twat and he made some more noise. Now 2 points I need to bring up… 1) We live in the country and have a farm behind us. Now will this asshole go and tell the farmer to stop burning off his crops at the end of the year? 2) In the spate of people being killed for protecting their property, cars etc, would you really go up to someone covered in tattoos wearing both a hoody and a cap and start telling them what they can and can’t do on their own land. You see this is the problem with these country folk they have no idea of reality. Stick one of these guys on a council estate in Brixton and see how many door they knock on and complain the volume of the music is bothering them. Anyway to take my mind off this here is a great galley of my favourite blonde, Alicia Rhodes indulging in some naughty lesbian fun with Sandie XXX enjoy.

The Godmother Of UK Porn

So here we are with Cathy Barry on the site Babes UK.Probably the best known UK Pornstar. This Girl really is a living legend and one of the only pornstars that I have gone out and bought a DVD of. If my memory serves me correctly the DVD was Cathy’s diaries 2 it was the first time I had seen a girl take 2 cocks in her ass at the same time! It is something you don’t really believe until you have seen it. Considering how most girls are when you try and slip a finger in their ass let alone a dick. Cathy is flying the flag for both the UK and BUM LOVE. Go on girl, I salute you, we all salute you.

Is It Christmas?

As you already know my two favourite UK Porn starlets are Alicia Rhodes and Rebekah Dee. So imagine my surprise and pleasure to find this video on UK Porn Sluts. Now I know in the past I have said that two girls aren’t always my preference. Well this is a different story. After some kissing Rebekah wastes no time getting down to business on Alicia’s sweet mound. I do however stand by the statement that 2 girl sucking your cock is the most amazing thing in the world.

Good News, Bad News

So it was a good weekend at last a bit of sun… I was even able to sit outside at a cafe for lunch so that is the good news, it looks like summer is finally here. Then the bad news.. I’m sorry to say that Mike Reid died of a heart attack. Pretty sad really, growing up watching Eastenders I always had a soft spot for the dodgy dealings of Frank Butcher. So to cheer everyone up I have found a nice 3 girl gallery from Faye & Sandie I particularly like the petite blonde, she just has that dirty look about her. In other news Brown is out In the US meeting Bush… Can’t wait for the outcome of that one lol.

Terrorist Target

Upon seeing the news of the terrorist convictions today I started to worry, I think possibly I am a terrorist target! Reason being, I just happened to be training as a chef and living in the Langdale Valley at the same time as those lads were having their terrorist camp. I used to take my dog for walks In the field they were camping in. Next I moved to London and started work in Liverpool street, One day a friend came over from Europe we went on a bender and I was in no state to even think about work the next day. You can imagine my surprise when I turned on the telly to see my regular tube had been blown up… So I will leave you with this gallery of Alicia Rhodes while I arm myself to the teeth and stockade myself behind the living room sofa.

Live Earth & All That Ozone..

So I see we are having another concert at Wembley. This time it’s Live Earth. Basically we have a load of pop stars flying to venues around the world, each venue having around 70 thousand people driving to and further more an estimated 2 billion turning on their TVs to watch. So cutting down our carbon emissions is off to a great start then! I really do wish someone would make Geldof history!!!! So today we have UK Roadtrips A group of guys 1 step ahead. They use public transport.. Well they got hold of an old london bus anyway. We could all take a leaf out of their book, take a bus and fuck some blonde bitty. Lads I salute you.

You Should Have Gone Before You Left

I don’t know about you but watching a girl taking a pee can be a big turn on. If that girl happens to be Rebekah Dee I wont complain. Rebekah now has a site devoted to pissing Need A Pee is full of pics and videos of sexy ms Dee and her friend relieving themselves. While we are on the subject of urine, I have had a couple of memorable experiences.

1. While in Newquay and after a long night I needed to relieve myself nipping off the beach and into a small grassed area, The little fella came out and I was just looking at the stars as the stream started. I suddenly heard a groan. I looked down to see that the tree I was urinating against was also the resting place of a homeless chap. (I bet he thought his life couldn’t have gotten any worse!)

2. Ok this one isn’t that nice. I was with a girl a few years back and wanted to get out of it. One night at about 5 in the morning I was in bed with this girl and having a dream where I was having the worlds best piss. It was the wetness of the mattress that woke me up, I look at the scene I had just created, my girlfriend covered in urine from the ass down ( to be honest the poor girl had taken the brunt of it her side of the bed was soaked.) I just rolled over (onto the dry side of the bed) and went back to sleep. (tic, tock The plan was in motion) 7-30 I awoke to my girlfriend crying. It appeared that in the night she had had a small accident. She Was very apologetic and embarrassed. Unfortunately for her this grossed me out and I had no option left but to break up with her….

Sorry Mel

Taking Over

Here again is the lovely Rebekah Dee. It is only recently that I realised how much Rebekah does. I have seen her loads of places around the net, This really is a seasoned hottie. So when you join her site you know it will be good. I personally thing she is extremely hot. I have also heard that there is a video of Rebekah Dee and  Alicia Rhodes together, somewhere about. So my next aim is to track said video and bring you the pleasure of The UK’s 2 hottest adult stars together.

Close But No Cigar

You really have to check out this site Faye & Sandie if only for the fact that I had the opportunity to sleep with Faye. This was back when I was running a site with my partner we were always looking for girls to perform with us, one day we got a message from Faye in our mail box. My partner disallowed the encounter, simply because she wouldn’t let me sleep with a pornstar. (Something about her spoiling me). Never mind though.

Real Amateurs?!?

Adore Amateurs is a good looking site and there are 2 real bonus points to add.

1. You get access to 10 sites for the price of 1.

2. There’s lots of Alicia Rhodes getting fucked.

The pictures are of a rather hot blonde doing a bit of face sitting before getting bent over a chair and given a right good shafting. Now its says amateurs but I wouldn’t really call these girls amateurs, however there is a lot of high quality content. Don’t forget to check out The UK Sex Site for a variety of sexual positions. Now I have to admit sex on a chair is very good, you can sit back and relax while a girl slips up and down giving you a great view in the process. Sex on the sofa is also pretty good and you can catch up on the news at the same time. While we are on the subject of chairs, I did have one of those fancy executive leather chairs at the desk, but it has knacked my back. I have now resorted to one of those £5 folding jobbies with a cup holder that I picked up at a festival a year or so ago. I have to say it’s a lot better I can now lounge while I work. Bottom line, I guess is, save your money get a cheap chair and spend the rest on top UK XXX sites.