Nobody Knows I’m Stoned

And Everybody Was Happy

All it takes is freezing temperatures to make the British public happy, shut down the schools, shut down the offices. Pretty much shut down the country and go build a snowman. Apparently the snow day cost the British economy £3 billion, what the news negates to inform is the fact that, had bankers been able to get to work the country would have lost £10 billion from them pissing our hard earned against a wall. In circumstances such as this any sensible business man has only one real option available to him…. Send Your Secretary… She will strip down and is sure to warm things up.. If she doesn’t catch hypothermia.

Dear Oh Dear

It’s a Brown Bashing Day, well why not. It seems strange that Gordon Brown did not interfere in Zimbabwe in the same way that we dived into Iraq. Now there are 2 theories behind this..

1. NO OIL

2. If brown were to start denouncing old Bob Mugabe for being a dictator on the fact that the election was rigged with wide spread threats and intimidation. Maybe people will start to look at Old Gordy and say “Oi Brown, so when exactly did you win an election”.

The problem is we now live under a dictatorship by a man, who under his control has steered the countries finances in to what we see splashed over the front pages of all the newspapers.

With all this said it is quite clear that the professionals have no idea so we are going to hand it over to the amateurs. The Suburban Amateurs. And with everyone tightening their purse strings were giving you more amateurs for your money with 4 hot galleries to perv over.

What A Waste Of Money

So the Olympics is over then! all that fuss and for just two weeks, I have to say I was surprised that we got so many  medals. Although when you think of how much money we have invested to achieve these.. Somewhere in the region of £1 million + per medal. You get to thinking maybe we would have been better off buying some on eBay and investing those XXX Millions into oh, I don’t know, our failing schools, terrible hospitals or maybe get some more police. But what do I know… What I do know is if you want real value for money take a look at the hot bitty at Real Punting. Where you get more pussy for your pounds…

So I’m back online at last… Don’t even ask. so Straight into an xmas mega post

There are 2 things that I love about xmas

1- Drunk girls who have sex with strangers.

2- Being a Stranger

Anyways from the top we have the lovely girls from

Only Tease

Only Tease

Suburban Amateurs

Naughty Belle

Busty Britain

Busty Britain

Busty Britain

British Bukkake Babes

Enjoy…. and Happy Christmas

Anal, Anal, Anal, Anal, Anal, Anal

Happy days!!! I got some bum love this weekend just gone…. And it was goooood!!!! I know that some people really don’t like anal but I DO. So No crap today just Six Of The Best Anal Videos from Jim Slip UK Street Sluts

It’s Not Her Fault

I have to say I think a girl in a straight jacket is pretty hot. I like many others and drawn towards damaged goods, I have an irrepressible belief that I can make it alright. Dear god there are some fucked up people out there. I of course include myself in that category. Now ending up in a straight jacket doesn’t necessarily mean you are nuts, I mean it could simply have started by phoning a government agency and after several hours of mashing the numbers followed by the hash key you are told by a computer that you have pressed the wrong button, the office is now closed and you will need to phone back tomorrow. I feel her pain.. If you want to check out load more wild and crazy British babes you could do worse than checking out Suburban Amateurs.

Probably The Hottest Thing On 2 Legs

So I see you can now get a beer pump for your living room, now that just exudes class. Now I’m not really in to drinking, It has a nasty habit of fucking people up, ( don’t believe me? go to any town centre on a Saturday night) you also wake up with girls who have beards way too often. Bottom line, when you have British girls who look as good as Naughty Belle there really is no need for beer goggles.

Ohh That doesn’t Taste Right

So I was out shopping the other day and got 1 loaf of bread and 1 pack of wine gums, which got me to thinking 10 years ago the wine gums were 5p cheaper but the bread is now 10p more expensive. People are still baffled by the fact that a large portion of our country is obese. Now I’m not a government employee (thank god) but surely if you raise the price of junk food and lower the price of healthy food over a 10 year period we wouldn’t have so many fat ass women stomping our streets. Our babe for the day has taken this information under consideration and is now on a protein only diet. Don’t believe me check out British Bukkake Parties.

Hope it pays well?!

As I have said before by paying for an escort you can get a girl who is both exquisitely beautiful and fantastic in bed. But for 1 second take a look at the other side of the coin. You are a Hot girl who is great in bed and you have to screw gimp after gimp. I mean take a look at the photo set. A real stunning blonde babe who no-one would kick out of bed and on the other side a wax work who upon finding in your bed you would probably call the police. Real Punting…. Well it is real…

5-6’s

Well what can I say we have actually won a one day test and with some style 5 6’s in one over is an exceptional feat for any cricketer but for an English man, Give him the keys to the city. Has there been better? Of course who can forget Herschelle Gibbs (who just happens to be married to my wife’s cousin) 6 6’s in an over against Canada in the recent world cup. All I can say is roll on the weekend With Cricket, Rugby and Football we have to win something… Don’t we? While you wait take a look at One Man Banned

Just WOW!!!!

This is Angel from UK Amateurs. Fortunately writing this blog I get to see a lot of hot naked British girls and I have to say this is the hottest girl yet. So my wife had her wisdom tooth taken out today she did have one taken out a few months back after waiting over a year on the NHS but what do you expect from them. Only problem is I won’t be getting any oral loving for a week or two. Do you think that angel is her real name? Really if you call your child that she can only really be a porn star, or a fortune teller! I don’t really care to be honest just a thought really.

Good News, Bad News

So it was a good weekend at last a bit of sun… I was even able to sit outside at a cafe for lunch so that is the good news, it looks like summer is finally here. Then the bad news.. I’m sorry to say that Mike Reid died of a heart attack. Pretty sad really, growing up watching Eastenders I always had a soft spot for the dodgy dealings of Frank Butcher. So to cheer everyone up I have found a nice 3 girl gallery from Faye & Sandie I particularly like the petite blonde, she just has that dirty look about her. In other news Brown is out In the US meeting Bush… Can’t wait for the outcome of that one lol.

It’s Just Wrong…

Today I bring you a great gallery from Little Miss Freckles soaping up her small breasts in the shower. While we are on the subject of small thing a friend of mine brought round an adult movie the other day of 2 lesbian midgets. Now being an open minded fella I watched the thing. Not really my cup of tea watching 2 stubby armed girls fisting each other. But never the less some people do like it. My wife indecently ran screaming from the room, she has an uncontrollable fear of little people. She thinks that they are going to chase her and bite her ankles. Little Miss Freckles on the other hand is of normal size and won’t bite your ankles… Unless you ask nicely.