Nobody Knows I’m Stoned

In Case You Didn’t Know

There aren’t many things sexier than a sexy blonde in the shower. Having said that, trust a blonde to forget to take off her clothes before she gets all wet. I am sure that you can forgive Melanie for this minor indiscretion. The damp cotton clinging to her firm pert breast is quite breath taking, her dark little nipples trying to escape from their wet cotton prison.

Anyway enough of that. So I heard the definition between having guts and having bal the other day and thought I would share it with you.

Having Guts, is coming home late and drunk from a night out with the boys, you meet your wife at the door. In her hand she hold a broom and you ask her, “You still cleaning luv or you flying off somewhere”.

Having Ball, is coming home late and drunk from a night out with the boys smelling of cheap perfume and with lipstick on your collar. You meet your wife at the door, slap her on the ass and say “Your next fatty”

So go get yourself over to Only Melanie and check out some more of the blonde sex kitten.

What a rip off

So it would appear that peace and a power sharing deal has come to Zimbabwe, I have not seen the full details of the agreement but from the reports that I have read it would seem that.

Robert Mugabe gets control of the army and it still in control of Parliament. Morgan Tsvangirai gets to carry Mugabe’s luggage of Foreign trips..

So all in all you could say the country is well on the way to recovery. But seriously once foreign companies have started to invest their money back into Zimbabwe how soon will Morgan Tsvangirai have a horrible fatal accident, I don’t know maybe falling in the shower and getting shot in the back 20 times!!

While were on the subject of Amateurs get yourself over to Suburban Amateurs.

Time To Look For Another Job

So My mother was looking for a new computer keyboard so I said I would take her down to PC World to look for one, I needed a new NAS drive so thought I would take a look at their wares.. So my mother went up to the dick in the uniform. I listened to him being quite patronizing about the whole situation. When he was done I asked him the simple question…. “Where are your NAS drives”.. “What is a NAS drive” Well what can you say I choose my words carefully… “You work in a computer shop and you DON’T know what a nas drive is”… “urm, er, urm” “It’s a Network Drive” NAS, Network Attached Storage Drive… “Oh, Oh, We have them but they are not called that, I have never heard them called that”…. So riddle me this then monkey boy when you visit PCWORLD.CO.UK and type “nas drive” into the little search box, why would it bring up 2 results…. Perhaps it is time that you searched the help wanted ads because if your a representation of pc worlds support I think we can all do without a computer. You Know where you won’t get this trouble… Only Carla there a girl who knows her disk drives.

Gold, Silver, Bronze… What Do You Get For Last?

So the Olympics are on us once again. Should be a good excuse to see a lot of scantily clad girl running around add to that a lot of beefed up guys on steroids and it should be a whole barrel of laughs. I personally think there should be a lot more drugs in sport the idea of a lot of athletes off their heads on magic mushrooms running the 100 meters while being chased by a 12 foot invisible rabbit or wrestlers loved up on ecstasy while trying to grab hold of each other, this would no doubt bring a much greater television audience to this summers games. Lets face it we are not going to do that well. So you might as well take a look Only Melanie at the very sexy and reflect on something we are good at.

Look At The Fun Bags On Her

Take a moment to check out this busty beauty at Busty Britain.

So I have moved house and got a letter through the door from our new water company. The usual rubbish and pamphlets, you will like this…. This is a paragraph from one of the booklets….

“For a refreshing drink try chilling some water in the fridge and adding some ice cubes”

I mean really!!! are we all just idiots.

So I’m back online at last… Don’t even ask. so Straight into an xmas mega post

There are 2 things that I love about xmas

1- Drunk girls who have sex with strangers.

2- Being a Stranger

Anyways from the top we have the lovely girls from

Only Tease

Only Tease

Suburban Amateurs

Naughty Belle

Busty Britain

Busty Britain

Busty Britain

British Bukkake Babes

Enjoy…. and Happy Christmas

Lost

Now this is just retarded… I got on the bus this morning with the wife she paid and sat down, I paid walked down the aisle looked around and she was gone!!! I mean just gone, now this was a single decker bus with only 6 people on it. So I take a seat and see my wife 2 seats in front of her with a not to impressed look on her face. Turns out I was standing next to her while looking up and down the bus. I felt like a bit of a knob but life goes on. So I think maybe all the stress has got to me and I could do with some one on one time with a nurse, and no ones better than the sexy legged tease Sabrina from Sabrina’s Stockings.

Does God Hate Me

So If my day hadn’t been going bad enough I get out of work go to the ATM stick my card in, type in the pin, hit balance check. Now normal you balance would come up on the screen at this point… Not for me, the machine spits out my card and flashes up invalid card!!!!. So I slink away from the ATM cue like a broke man and storm into my bank (Now admittedly my card is out of date but wait.) I walk up to the desk give the smiling lady my card and ask her to give me a balance check and tell me the address on file. She swipes my card waits 30 seconds and then informs me that it is out of date. To which I reply “This is why I want to know what address you have for me so you can tell me why you haven’t sent me a new card” after a lot of faffing around she informs me that 14000 people were not sent their new cards, at which point I politely informed her that I didn’t care and I wanted this fuck up sorted out. I could tell by the look in her eyes that she knew I was in for the long haul. So she hits a few keys and says she has to check with head office as the money that she gives me might not come out of my account, Now this I had no problem with I am quite happy to take the banks money, (they have taken enough of mine over the years). But alas 30 mins later I had the money and she even gave me my card back to torment another helpless bank employee later in the week. So without further ado take a look at Send Your Secretary for all your office fantasies.

We All Know The Truth

To Get us started here is a great gallery of the very sexy Carla from
Only Carla. So the wife emailed me the picture below to emphasis what is going to happen to us on the weekend she also changed my desktop picture to one of Brian Habanna. Well what can I say, you may notice that the picture is a cartoon so please move your eyes to the picture below and you can see the reality of things to come. So 1 more time