Nobody Knows I’m Stoned

Dumb But Not Blonde

So I’m in B & Q and overhear a husband and wife talking… So wifey says to him “I want a door that opens”. I’m thinking opening will be high on your list of priority when purchasing such an item, really looking for a door that doesn’t open it looking for a wall. In Bed With Faith your not going to up against it with Faith so take a look at her and her 32GG bags of fun.

On another note It was surprising to see the amount of cars in the B&Q car park with polish number plates… Not wanting to be stereotypical! but OMG

Ohh That doesn’t Taste Right

So I was out shopping the other day and got 1 loaf of bread and 1 pack of wine gums, which got me to thinking 10 years ago the wine gums were 5p cheaper but the bread is now 10p more expensive. People are still baffled by the fact that a large portion of our country is obese. Now I’m not a government employee (thank god) but surely if you raise the price of junk food and lower the price of healthy food over a 10 year period we wouldn’t have so many fat ass women stomping our streets. Our babe for the day has taken this information under consideration and is now on a protein only diet. Don’t believe me check out British Bukkake Parties.

Will You Do My Back?

Here we have a gorgeous blonde with a very sexy mouth from UK Nymphos getting a good seeing to in the bath. I have to say I’m not always a great fan of bath sex, It just seems very awkward and messy (and not the good kind of messy) However I did have some great bath sex a couple of weeks back. Now you have to understand me and my wife play a little game… Every time I see her I ask for sex. Every time I ask for sex she says “NO” well not every time but you can get the idea. So she was in the bath and as always I said “You want some lovin’” to which she replied “yes” Not wasting a second I strip and dive in to the bath. She stands then lowers herself onto me, facing me and slides back and forth…. not up and down…Well oh my god it was good and I mean really good. We had to use a canoe to get out of the bathroom but it was worth it. So I now am in 2 minds about the whole sex in a bath thing…  Sex in a shower, now you can’t go wrong with that.

More Ass Than You Can Manage

Just Sit Back and enjoy some of the hottest babes showing off their sexy little bums..

The Girls Are From (In Order)

Lust In Leather

Babes UK

Busty Britain

Naughty Belle

Suburban Amateurs

That’s Just The kinda Guy I Am

So I ask my wife to take a days vacation on Friday, tell her it is a surprise! The first thing she assumes is that I have organized a 3some. I mean there are a million things that it could be but she heads straight for that. It isn’t that but the lack of resistance on her part means that I could probably organize a 3some and she would have no problem jumping in. Always nice to know!! Perhaps I could see if the Sweet Lucy Foxx might be interested in some girly fun ;-). The only other thing that is bothering me is the fact I haven’t received any mail in the past few days. This is either because the royal mail are once again on strike, alternatively I have upset the post man with my scream of “Don’t You Know How To Shut A Gate” and I will never again get post!

Smoking V’s Drinking

So a see Charles Kennedy has been spoken to by the police for smoking on a train only a week after the smoking ban has come into force. tut, tut, tut. Now the conservatives want to put 7p on the price of a pint of beer to curb binge drinking. Nice eh, Now this is what I could never understand with Labour to stop people smoking they ban it completely, To stop people binge drinking they want to open pubs for 24 hours…. It makes no sense. So direct your browser to Ms Inhale and view some top quality teenage bitty smoking their little lungs out while getting down to some naughty misbehaviour.

It’s Just Wrong…

Today I bring you a great gallery from Little Miss Freckles soaping up her small breasts in the shower. While we are on the subject of small thing a friend of mine brought round an adult movie the other day of 2 lesbian midgets. Now being an open minded fella I watched the thing. Not really my cup of tea watching 2 stubby armed girls fisting each other. But never the less some people do like it. My wife indecently ran screaming from the room, she has an uncontrollable fear of little people. She thinks that they are going to chase her and bite her ankles. Little Miss Freckles on the other hand is of normal size and won’t bite your ankles… Unless you ask nicely.

I Don’t Like Anybody!!!

Lets all take a look at the cute Chloe Dove and forget about our worries. The more pressing point of neighbours I am again going to bring up. I wake up this morning open the door and there is a steaming dog egg on my front path! I know!! So of course this will be the start of it. I mean they haven’t even been in their house for 24 hours and they are already on my wrong side. But that’s just the way things are nowadays, and why the net is so popular, nobody likes anybody else. Take terrorism for instance back in the 50 and 60 you knew everybody in your street/block, you would straight away notice something untoward. But now it’s all different. I myself lived in London for over a year and never once met nor spoke to the couple in the flat next to me. So lets all go back to our own little worlds :-p

A Real Teen

It is always nice to see a naked babe, its even nicer to see a naked British babe, nicer more so to see a naked British Teen and even better is that naked teen looks like a genuine British teen. Clare 18 Doesn’t disappoint with genuine cute looks and a great teen body. It has been a pretty dismal month to be honest what with the rain Henman out of Wimbledon and now a bomb threat in London. Oh and those wankers at the post office have decided to take a day off. All I can say is, roll on July.

Hardcore UK Teens

Some more amateurs, this time teens at UK Teens. This is quite a big site 1000s of videos and 100000s of pictures and all of UK teens. You can’t really go wrong with teens can you, and amateur teens to boot. Found this rather hot video, Blondie here taking a bath and shaving her teen pussy. It just has a ring to it doesn’t it “Teen Pussy”. I mean you add teen to anything in porn you sit up and take notice i.e. teen anal, teen gangbang, and tight teen body. So you can’t really go wrong with this site. The girl in the video has a nice curvy body (not fat mind) and a nice perky chest. The tattoo is just a bonus. The site states “British teens love anal sex”, if only, but there is a good mix of hardcore pic & vids. The site also seems to have a fascination with school uniforms, of course this is not a bad thing. However I remember seeing a site not so long ago with a 40 something in a school uniform. That just didn’t work. Teens in school uniform YES. MILFs in school uniforms NO.

I Love Wool, Wool, Wool

Now I have heard of and seen most fetishes but this is a new one on me. Lovely Jess has a thing for wool, she also has a thing for tights stocking and heels, but for me its the wool that stands out. Now at first I thought it quite strange but I then realised that I have a strange inclination towards wool. My partner always asks me what turns me on, and to be honest a chick in a baggy jumper is high up on the list. Its not really the jumper but peeling back that jumper to reveal a tight hard teen body (got your attention). Now that really does turn me on. I remember being on a train coming out of Croydon and their was a really hot student sitting opposite me, she must have been about 19, baggy jumper school bag covered in badges. She pulled off her jumper as the sun came out and revealed the most amazing slim and
toned body. I guess its more the mystery of what underneath than the actual jumper. Anyways you can check out Jess at Jess UK there are 1000s of pictures + hours of videos and it gets pretty hardcore.