Nobody Knows I’m Stoned

A Little Help Please

Bluetooth, while it is a great technology it bugs the ever living crap out of me to see people who walk around all the time with a Bluetooth earpiece in.. Fair enough use it in the car but not when your queing up to pay for your shopping in Tesco’s. This also brings me on to the whole subject of people on mobile phones. Oh my God , no I don’t want to know what you want for dinner or who you went to see last night in concert. It does make you wonder how we ever managed before cell phones. But back to the ear pieces. There was a time in London that you could walk down the streets and straight away tell the nuts (those who were speaking to themselves) but now with Bluetooth it is a bloody mine field. Here are some great girls from
One Man Banned to take your mind off the wankers.

Not Sure How This One Will Pan Out

So here is a thought if you are female and work for an adult entertainment business do you think you could sue for sexual harassment? I mean if I were a judge and a lady stood up in front of me and said someone in the office spanked her ass. Well what do you expect!!!? You work in an industry where women are sexually harassed for a living.. But knowing the way the justice system works it really is anyone’s guess. Anyways take a look at

UK XXX Rated.

What Can I Say

So I have been working in an office for a couple of weeks now, and I can add something else to my shit list…. Staples!!! Well not really staple but peoples over use of the little metal nick knacks. Why use 1 staple when 8 will do? Why not just staple it right in the middle of the page? You wouldn’t have thought that people would do this but alas they do. So for the next 2 months I will continue to bitch. While I’m on the subject of staples.. Do you remember the old days of porn magazines? they always used to put the staples through the girls belly button. Not a major problem unless you have a belly button fetish! I guess that our lovely today Filthy Rich Bitch has someone to remove them for her.

Anal, Anal, Anal, Anal, Anal, Anal

Happy days!!! I got some bum love this weekend just gone…. And it was goooood!!!! I know that some people really don’t like anal but I DO. So No crap today just Six Of The Best Anal Videos from Jim Slip UK Street Sluts

No Roast Beef For You Johnny French Man

Fucked At Home seems only fitting for today… After we fucked the French at home in the World Cup Semi finals. I remember writing only a month or so ago that we had the world cup for at least a few more weeks, it is however looking more and more like we might have it for four more years.

Now there is some good news and some bad news. Good news being, in a week we could be World Champions which brings the bad news. With the better half being South African It really is a lose, lose situation. Either we lose the world cup or I lose my bum love privileges indefinitely….. All I can say is

COME ON ENGLAND

……..( I can always get a fleshlight!?!?!?)

Naughty Police Woman

So here’s a bonus a picture gallery and a video gallery all in the same day. Both Galleries are from UK Nymphos. Now I can’t imagine 1 person who wouldn’t want to see a police woman strip before sucking and fucking her little brains out. I do remember my old man had a friend who honestly believed that if there was a police man and woman together in a panda car that they used to sneak off and get “jiggy” whenever they had a chance. But this fella was a postman so I will let you draw your own conclusion!!

Great Way To Build Up An Appetite

Here is a great video of the super sexy Anjali from Adore Anjali giving some great head. Now what has got me thinking today! Now when we go for a take away we always say “Do you fancy an Indian” Now for those of an Asian persuasion, when you go for some fish and chips or a roast dinner do you say ” Lets go for an English” ?

Will You Do My Back?

Here we have a gorgeous blonde with a very sexy mouth from UK Nymphos getting a good seeing to in the bath. I have to say I’m not always a great fan of bath sex, It just seems very awkward and messy (and not the good kind of messy) However I did have some great bath sex a couple of weeks back. Now you have to understand me and my wife play a little game… Every time I see her I ask for sex. Every time I ask for sex she says “NO” well not every time but you can get the idea. So she was in the bath and as always I said “You want some lovin’” to which she replied “yes” Not wasting a second I strip and dive in to the bath. She stands then lowers herself onto me, facing me and slides back and forth…. not up and down…Well oh my god it was good and I mean really good. We had to use a canoe to get out of the bathroom but it was worth it. So I now am in 2 minds about the whole sex in a bath thing…  Sex in a shower, now you can’t go wrong with that.

0 Days to Go

Get ready for a great game tonight. At least one person in my house will be ending the day in tears and maybe some bum love…. So today we have a video from UK XXX Rated with a rather dirty blonde indulging in some hardcore sucking and fucking action. I remember the last time I watched South Africa play England. It was a couple of years ago on my birthday I was out for lunch with the wife and a couple of South Africans. I will always remember when the final whistle went and we won there were several unimpressed Saffa crying into their beers. That was a good day.

2-1

So we lost the football!!! What can you say really, apart from we are crap, but that isn’t going to win us any championships. The shocking thing is that since Sven has taken over Manchester city they are at the top of the table. But there is no point going on about that either.. At least we still have the cricket and we are still world champions at rugby, at least for a month or so! So anyways here is the always beautiful faith from In Bed With Faith, with her huge 32GG breasts and they are all hers!!! I do love it when a girl bites her lip and being blonde and big breasted always help to numb the pain of another sporting travesty.

Sabrina Deep to Host the Largest Gangbang Live Webcam Show (London, UK) - On September 8th 2007,

Sabrina Deep will break the record for the WORLDS LARGEST GANGBANG ever broadcast live on webcam as a celebration of her birthday which falls 3 days later, on September 11th. Sabrina Deep roductions announces that the event will feature at least 80 men banging Deep in an 8 hours time-frame and that the whole plot will be broadcast live on webcam, no-stop, to all her website members, her affiliates and a few media representatives. The peculiarity of this event is that the men will not be given any time-limits to fuck me, like it happens in the world largest gangbang events, Deep said in a statement: if they can last for 8 hours, they can fuck me for 8 hours, they can have repeated orgasms and they can fuck any of my holes. It’s not about numbers, it’s about quality, for me! Deep continues. It’s a present I wanted to give to myself and to my fans to celebrate my birthday and one year of activity and all i expect it is to orgasm and to squirt for the whole event. In 3 words: i hate lube. Being one of the few adult models who date their fans, Deep sent all her current site members an automatic invite to the event which will be held in London, UK. All the guys taking part to the event are blood-tested and they will be supplied condoms as well. Sabrina Deep Deep Sabrina also announced that the event will as well be filmed and a DVD set with the whole 8 hours action will be released, uncut, later this year. The movie will be also made available online for streaming pay-per-view, rental and download simultaneously with the street date. Deep said that the company is currently in negotiations with distributors and is still entertaining offers. A limited amount of DVD sets, will be given away for free, shipping included, to all Deep’s website members who request one in her members area by September 8th 2007. The event will be the largest gangbang ever broadcast live on webcam and the longest adult webcam show ever held by a solo girl. The guys will show up in waves of 10 per hour and they will be allowed to repeat their performances as many times as they want. I don’t know what the guys will want me to do, Deep says. But being a nympho and a cumaholic i know for sure what i’m going to take from them. Deep debuted as an adult model in August 2006 and immediately gained popularity due to her 6 foot tall slim silhouette and natural DD breasts, to her deep-throating performances and to her attitude for dating her fans. More information about the event can be found at Deep Sabrina.

Mine’s A Double

Now who can beat a bit of outdoor sex ? Terry Vision is the site I have for you today, many jokes can be made but I will save that. So anyway back to my wife’s surprise, The weekend was going without a hitch after a friend came to stay. Then came Sunday, my wife decided she was going to celebrate her pay rise and proceeded to polish off 3/4 of a bottle of vodka before midday. It was actually quite funny, she is petite and both myself and friend were commending her on her intake of alcohol and apparent tolerance. Suddenly she was drunk I think it surprised her more than us. We then took some time out to watch the racing while my wife gentle snored from the living room floor. Least I say she awoke and put her self to bed at around 3pm. But withstanding that it was a particularly sexual weekend with myself and wife indulging in amongst others fisting and hard anal… Bring on another pay rise

Is It Christmas?

As you already know my two favourite UK Porn starlets are Alicia Rhodes and Rebekah Dee. So imagine my surprise and pleasure to find this video on UK Porn Sluts. Now I know in the past I have said that two girls aren’t always my preference. Well this is a different story. After some kissing Rebekah wastes no time getting down to business on Alicia’s sweet mound. I do however stand by the statement that 2 girl sucking your cock is the most amazing thing in the world.

Live Earth & All That Ozone..

So I see we are having another concert at Wembley. This time it’s Live Earth. Basically we have a load of pop stars flying to venues around the world, each venue having around 70 thousand people driving to and further more an estimated 2 billion turning on their TVs to watch. So cutting down our carbon emissions is off to a great start then! I really do wish someone would make Geldof history!!!! So today we have UK Roadtrips A group of guys 1 step ahead. They use public transport.. Well they got hold of an old london bus anyway. We could all take a leaf out of their book, take a bus and fuck some blonde bitty. Lads I salute you.

Is That Safe

Here is something different for you, an Obscene Machine (Fucking Machine) and a rather tasty Asian babe. She seem to be enjoying it so why not check out the video for yourself!! So the ps1 finally got here. I had forgotten how much fun retro games really are and lest we forget the Playstation is over 10 years old. On to the next bitch of the day. Neighbours, For the past year I have been fortunate enough not to have any of them. This week however some have moved in, lucky I don’t live in terrace or even semi detached, so they aren’t actually that close. And when your spending 1/2 a million on a house you can be sure that they aren’t going to be white trash. So it looks like the days of loud garden sex are coming to an end… Or are they?