Nobody Knows I’m Stoned

Dumb But Not Blonde

So I’m in B & Q and overhear a husband and wife talking… So wifey says to him “I want a door that opens”. I’m thinking opening will be high on your list of priority when purchasing such an item, really looking for a door that doesn’t open it looking for a wall. In Bed With Faith your not going to up against it with Faith so take a look at her and her 32GG bags of fun.

On another note It was surprising to see the amount of cars in the B&Q car park with polish number plates… Not wanting to be stereotypical! but OMG

Back On The Blog

Well it had to take something special to get me blogging again… The post office. You pay for guaranteed next day delivery and it takes them 15 days to deliver your parcel. What can you do and what can you expect. The old saying always comes out… Could you have taken the letter there yourself for the same price? Well this time yes I could. Also all these other mail companies popping up, yet they are still delivered by royal mail. So your paying more or less for the same service can’t get my head around that one. So why not just take a look at Jess UK and send an email instead.

So I’m back online at last… Don’t even ask. so Straight into an xmas mega post

There are 2 things that I love about xmas

1- Drunk girls who have sex with strangers.

2- Being a Stranger

Anyways from the top we have the lovely girls from

Only Tease

Only Tease

Suburban Amateurs

Naughty Belle

Busty Britain

Busty Britain

Busty Britain

British Bukkake Babes

Enjoy…. and Happy Christmas

Do No Wrong

Here again we have the very cute Faith from In Bed With Faith Now Faith can do no wrong in the UK adult industry, reason being she is blonde and has massive breasts and I do mean massive. 32GG to be precise, and they are au natural. I’m not into big breasts but I think Faith is super cute so I do enjoy her galleries. Just a thought, but I wonder how much they actually weigh? I remember reading a story about a guy in the US getting whiplash from a strippers breasts. So there is danger in them there hills!

36-20

Get Dirty With Juliet, lets be honest we would all like to get dirty with Juliet. So we are now one step closer to the world cup but we now have to face the Ozzies and after beating them 20-17 in the 2003 final they are sure to be hell bent on revenge. But fear not it only takes 1 Johnny to win the world cup. and 14 men to protect him! Let not forget Lewis Hamilton pulling himself a step closer to the F1 drivers championship with a great drive in the rain this weekend.

2-1

So we lost the football!!! What can you say really, apart from we are crap, but that isn’t going to win us any championships. The shocking thing is that since Sven has taken over Manchester city they are at the top of the table. But there is no point going on about that either.. At least we still have the cricket and we are still world champions at rugby, at least for a month or so! So anyways here is the always beautiful faith from In Bed With Faith, with her huge 32GG breasts and they are all hers!!! I do love it when a girl bites her lip and being blonde and big breasted always help to numb the pain of another sporting travesty.

Sabrina Deep to Host the Largest Gangbang Live Webcam Show (London, UK) - On September 8th 2007,

Sabrina Deep will break the record for the WORLDS LARGEST GANGBANG ever broadcast live on webcam as a celebration of her birthday which falls 3 days later, on September 11th. Sabrina Deep roductions announces that the event will feature at least 80 men banging Deep in an 8 hours time-frame and that the whole plot will be broadcast live on webcam, no-stop, to all her website members, her affiliates and a few media representatives. The peculiarity of this event is that the men will not be given any time-limits to fuck me, like it happens in the world largest gangbang events, Deep said in a statement: if they can last for 8 hours, they can fuck me for 8 hours, they can have repeated orgasms and they can fuck any of my holes. It’s not about numbers, it’s about quality, for me! Deep continues. It’s a present I wanted to give to myself and to my fans to celebrate my birthday and one year of activity and all i expect it is to orgasm and to squirt for the whole event. In 3 words: i hate lube. Being one of the few adult models who date their fans, Deep sent all her current site members an automatic invite to the event which will be held in London, UK. All the guys taking part to the event are blood-tested and they will be supplied condoms as well. Sabrina Deep Deep Sabrina also announced that the event will as well be filmed and a DVD set with the whole 8 hours action will be released, uncut, later this year. The movie will be also made available online for streaming pay-per-view, rental and download simultaneously with the street date. Deep said that the company is currently in negotiations with distributors and is still entertaining offers. A limited amount of DVD sets, will be given away for free, shipping included, to all Deep’s website members who request one in her members area by September 8th 2007. The event will be the largest gangbang ever broadcast live on webcam and the longest adult webcam show ever held by a solo girl. The guys will show up in waves of 10 per hour and they will be allowed to repeat their performances as many times as they want. I don’t know what the guys will want me to do, Deep says. But being a nympho and a cumaholic i know for sure what i’m going to take from them. Deep debuted as an adult model in August 2006 and immediately gained popularity due to her 6 foot tall slim silhouette and natural DD breasts, to her deep-throating performances and to her attitude for dating her fans. More information about the event can be found at Deep Sabrina.

Complete Cunt

So I had a massive row yesterday with a complete as asshole.I had the family up for the weekend, so we had had a bar b q and throughout the day had been doing some gardening so after the bar b q we started up the leaf burner and through on the odd twig etc from cropping our apple tree. suddenly at the end of my path I see a fat old wanker with a red face. So he come up the path and I go to meet him. “Are you alright” I ask him “I was until—” Now that’s really no way to start a conversation, The asshole only wanted me to stop our little leaf burning as it was bothering him. Now the time was about 9-30 at night. I told him that it was a free country at which he made a lot of noise and stormed off at which point I called him a twat and he made some more noise. Now 2 points I need to bring up… 1) We live in the country and have a farm behind us. Now will this asshole go and tell the farmer to stop burning off his crops at the end of the year? 2) In the spate of people being killed for protecting their property, cars etc, would you really go up to someone covered in tattoos wearing both a hoody and a cap and start telling them what they can and can’t do on their own land. You see this is the problem with these country folk they have no idea of reality. Stick one of these guys on a council estate in Brixton and see how many door they knock on and complain the volume of the music is bothering them. Anyway to take my mind off this here is a great galley of my favourite blonde, Alicia Rhodes indulging in some naughty lesbian fun with Sandie XXX enjoy.

Sport, Sport, Sport

So it has been a great sporting day for us Brits, Lewis Hamilton getting a podium finish at the British grand prix and leading the championship, Jamie Murray winning the mixed doubles at Wimbledon and the Tour De France. (Personally I thought “Tour De France” meant tour of France, but who am I to question this). Add to that this great photo set from the beautiful and lovely big breasted Ashley from In Bed With Ashley. Well it really makes you proud to be British.

I Don’t Like Anybody!!!

Lets all take a look at the cute Chloe Dove and forget about our worries. The more pressing point of neighbours I am again going to bring up. I wake up this morning open the door and there is a steaming dog egg on my front path! I know!! So of course this will be the start of it. I mean they haven’t even been in their house for 24 hours and they are already on my wrong side. But that’s just the way things are nowadays, and why the net is so popular, nobody likes anybody else. Take terrorism for instance back in the 50 and 60 you knew everybody in your street/block, you would straight away notice something untoward. But now it’s all different. I myself lived in London for over a year and never once met nor spoke to the couple in the flat next to me. So lets all go back to our own little worlds :-p

Fit As Fuck

I don’t Know what it is about Sabrina from Sabrina Deep but there is something, Maybe it’s her eyes, maybe it’s her neat pussy. Whatever it is I can safely say she is fit as fuck. Expect ton of exclusive hardcore content, expect cam shows. You might even get the chance to fuck her. Tell me more! Well Sabrina meets up with members of her site to film hardcore content. I mean it doesn’t get much better than that really, does it. You could end up deep inside that neat pussy and creaming over that pretty face. I think it’s her cheek bones she has beautifully defined features. Check out the picture set (there a video also) See what you think. The quality of amateur porn seems to be improving all the time, this is without a doubt a good thing. I have always preferred the shot at home porn rather than the mega bucks movies. So lets just hope there are more girls like Sabrina out there.

Pic Of The Year?

Now I do get to see a lot of porn from writing this blog, to be honest most of the last three years have revolved around porn. Now from the 1000s of picture set I have seen it does take something special to make me sit up and take notice. This set from Naughty Belle is one of those sets. This picture in particular is one of the most erotic images I have seen in years. The whole picture set is hot, don’t take my word for it, check it out yourself. Now it’s not hardcore but it doesn’t need to be, I guess it’s the difference between UK Erotica and UK XXX. I have never been a huge fan of girl on girl. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not going to turn up the opportunity and I have had the privilege of being ring side on numerous occasions. But I would much rather watch a girl and guy than a girl and girl. I think maybe because a girl and guy is something you can have a good wank to. A girl and girl is a more sedate and beautiful thing, like a fine wine or trip to an art gallery, you can only stand back in awe of it.

On The Wrong End Of A Anal Pounding

Now I did have another gallery today but I came across this, (pardon the pun). Now if that is not the sweetest ass you have ever seen then your a very lucky person. I think I now understand the “peach” reference. You might want to take a few seconds to take it in this beautiful bum. But this is a truly wonderful sight. The site by the way is Naughty Belle It is a hot little site, Belle does webcam shows for her members and its full of the usual high quality pictures and videos, the gallery for this post has both a video and picture set for you to drool over. The thing I noticed about Belle site is there is a huge amount of girl on girl content which is nice. Now down to more serious business, I have just been fucked up the ass good and proper. I went to my local shop to get 3 cans of Coke, £1.86 can you handle it???. I remember when you could get a can of coke for 30p but 62p a can that’s a bit rich even for my pocket.

A Firm UK Favourite

For those of you who don’t know this is Faith from In Bed With Faith. Faith has been around for a few years and has made quite a name for herself, mostly because of her real 32G breasts. Besides that she is very cute her site is full of her in all sorts of outfits pictures and videos as well as live webcam shows. Here is a particularly nice photo set of Faith busting out of a black bra. If you like big natural tits Faith is your girl.

& Webcam Too

At last a blowjob video! Here is the stunning Nicki Lewis in some hot oral sex action. There really is nothing better than a 69 great for some deep throat action. Now Nicki really is a beautiful girl, a slender toned body small and perky breasts and she loves to get naked. Her site is full of hardcore pictures and videos including Nicki on a Sybian fucking machine. Nicki really looks like she has a good time in her content. The great thing is members also get live webcam shows and the site is very interactive with lots of times available for chats with Nicki. Take a look at the video and see what you think.