Nobody Knows I’m Stoned

Back On The Blog

Well it had to take something special to get me blogging again… The post office. You pay for guaranteed next day delivery and it takes them 15 days to deliver your parcel. What can you do and what can you expect. The old saying always comes out… Could you have taken the letter there yourself for the same price? Well this time yes I could. Also all these other mail companies popping up, yet they are still delivered by royal mail. So your paying more or less for the same service can’t get my head around that one. So why not just take a look at Jess UK and send an email instead.

It Just Gets Worse

Ok so the post situation!! It would appear that the sorting office has a back log of 1 million letter and parcels sitting around. Rather than delivering the oldest letter first they are only delivering the new letter that come in!!!! Well? really what can you say. I am not really pissed off about the whole situation anymore I just have to laugh. So crack on Westlife and Bill Oddie. Oh and don’t bother posting anything to Streatham…. But what the hey why not take a look at the very sexy summer from Adore Summer I guarn-dam-tee she will make it feel better.

Dear God Just Don’t Post It

Well more problems with the post office today!!! So I sent some stuff down to my family in London, just Birthday Cards and some computer memory. I posted it on the 17th of October and surprise surprise it is still not there. So my mother tells me they have had no mail for 2 weeks. Strange I thought as I’m getting mail and had sent something to the midlands on the same day and they had got it the next. Anyways to cut a long story short she found a post man about the place and got this answer… “We are not aloud to use our cars for deliveries now so we can only do 1 street a day” so basically each street get mail once a fortnight. Oh dear god I mean really what the fuck is going on with that company… So I think I am going to add a post office category.. What you need is Lady Sonia, Strong, Film, Fair, gives a great blow job and has an amazing rack + she’s a MILF. She wouldn’t take any of this crap… No No No if she was is charge of the post office you would get you mail on time, and if not someone would surely get a spank.

Another Day Another Post Office Post

My seemingly never ending battle with the royal mail continues this week, My parents have Birthdays a week apart so I stuck their Birthday Cards and Presents in a big jiffy bag took them down to the post office and sent them recorded delivery. We are now over 10 days latter and they have still not arrived. Apparently they have only had a postman visit them with mail once in the last fortnight. I am surprised? No, an I surprised that every time I switch on the telly I see a new post office advert? No. This does make me worry with Christmas only round the corner, after the lack of summer is the royal mail wreck Christmas for the nation I do not think they will be forgiven quickly. One good thing about all these postal strikes though, I have gotten a lot less junk mail! Redirect your browser to Only Tease for some quality English Bitty.

Postmen Should Be Drowned At Birth

I do Adore Amateurs but I don’t adore postmen. Now let us be honest you are a bunch of wankers holding the country to ransom. So when everyone you have pissed off finds other ways to distribute their mail and you have no post to deliver, what are you going to do then. You think that you should be paid for work you haven’t done and not even work full shifts. Perhaps you should have paid attention in school and then you would have realised how the real world works.

For anyone who wants to see what a complete bunch of cunts the postmen really are check the links below then ask yourself why do you think the royal mail wants to get rid of 40 000 of the twats!!!

14 Million Lost Letters

Stolen Letters

500 Dumped Letters

Mail Dumped In A Bin

8000 Letters Dumped

You already know my opinion on post men so I let you make up your own mind. Just remember they want more money for doing even less work. If you don’t know how it works… If a post man has an 8 hour shift and finishes his round in 6 hours, he then goes back to the office and sorts mail for 20 mins and then goes home an hour and 40 mins before his shift should finish. He will get paid for his 8 hour shift plus a further 2 hours of over time for the 20 mins of sorting mail. Now if anyone can find a job with pay like this please sign me up!!!! But I will add finally, if you live in Manchester and actually get mail, well it appears to be more luck than anything else.

That’s Just The kinda Guy I Am

So I ask my wife to take a days vacation on Friday, tell her it is a surprise! The first thing she assumes is that I have organized a 3some. I mean there are a million things that it could be but she heads straight for that. It isn’t that but the lack of resistance on her part means that I could probably organize a 3some and she would have no problem jumping in. Always nice to know!! Perhaps I could see if the Sweet Lucy Foxx might be interested in some girly fun ;-). The only other thing that is bothering me is the fact I haven’t received any mail in the past few days. This is either because the royal mail are once again on strike, alternatively I have upset the post man with my scream of “Don’t You Know How To Shut A Gate” and I will never again get post!

Back for good

So I have been away for a couple of weeks… Managed to fry my pc but that is all sorted now!!! Anyways today we have the lovely Carla from Only Carla looking a lot like Natalie Imbruglia. So what has been pissing me off this week. Well the post office has to be at the top of the list, how can they have even more strikes? If anyone who doesn’t know what’s going on. The Royal Mail are striking because they only got a 2% pay rise…. Nurses only got a 2% pay rise they are still working and doing a job that actually matters. I still haven’t caught the postman who leave my gate open even though I have been waiting by the door each morning like some kind of sick uni-bomber. The problem is we never have the same postman, So far they have been shutting the gate so either they have read this blog (lmao) OMG you won’t fucking believe it as I am typing this the postman has just come and left the gate open… So I caught the bastard and made him come back up the path and close it… So I am now a happy bunny, let see now if I ever get mail again.. I won’t even get started on the whole flood fiasco at the moment but I will get to it.

Oh My God

Take some time to watch this hot little video at British Bukkake Babes. So the bastards have done it… All week I have been waiting for my old school Playstation. It would have been here on Friday but No the post office have to go on strike. So today I go downstairs to find a load of Playstation games that have been posted through my cat flap and an orange slip. They are really assholes. So that has ruined my whole weekend of retro gaming But don’t worry they may have won this battle, The war however will be long…..

A Real Teen

It is always nice to see a naked babe, its even nicer to see a naked British babe, nicer more so to see a naked British Teen and even better is that naked teen looks like a genuine British teen. Clare 18 Doesn’t disappoint with genuine cute looks and a great teen body. It has been a pretty dismal month to be honest what with the rain Henman out of Wimbledon and now a bomb threat in London. Oh and those wankers at the post office have decided to take a day off. All I can say is, roll on July.