Nobody Knows I’m Stoned

Sexy Busty Chris	Chris Totally Nude
Anna Looking Hot	Pole dancing Anna
Sexy Babe Jay	Anna & Chris Together
Hot blonde Babes Chris & Anna Kissing

More Blondes For Your Money

As we grind through the recession, and wankerchops tells the rest of the world at the g20 how to fuck their economies even more. You can take comfort in this great two for one deal, not just one sexy British solo girl… but two of them! Get to watch the sexy blonde babes Chris and Anna perform solo as well as some hot girl on girl action, they also have a lot of friends over, like the cute Jay to get involved in their lesbian fun and games. If you want to see a big breasted Brit babe naked, your sure to want to get your monies worth and see two sexy huge titted English girls getting down and dirty. Visit Taste Of UK for more big tit blonde fun.

Must Be Sophie Dee

Lets for a change actually talk about some porn! Crazy idea for a porn blog but let us give it a try… Let’s be honest unless you have been living under a rock, you will have heard of Sophie Dee. If you have been living under a rock you probably have many issues that this blog can’t help you with and should try this site. Anyway Sophie is a beautiful British girl with an amazing body. She is so cute with the sexiest blue eyes you will ever see. So Ms Dee has her own site jammed packed with her doing pretty much everything you can dream of (She is a pretty filthy hardcore babe). Trying to please everyone you will see Sophie as both a blonde and dark haired little fuck slut, she gags, does double penetration and isn’t shy when it come to fucking another girl. So if you want to see more of those juicy breasts bounce around or her sexy bubble butt get crammed full of cock, well you know what to do…. Oh you don’t? Well Click HERE.

Lets Get The Party Started

So I have now decided to start drinking on a Wednesday. Kind of break up the week. With all this talk of binge drinking on the weekend, I really don’t want to fall into that trap. So 2 session a week and I think I should be safe! I also didn’t realise that I can’t play pool when I’m sober, strange but true after the first pint I was getting hammered by the forth I had got my eye in. Now your probably thinking the guy I was playing was as drunk as me, but being the designated driver he was still sober. So being in the party mood why not check out UK Party Sluts .

Not Sure How This One Will Pan Out

So here is a thought if you are female and work for an adult entertainment business do you think you could sue for sexual harassment? I mean if I were a judge and a lady stood up in front of me and said someone in the office spanked her ass. Well what do you expect!!!? You work in an industry where women are sexually harassed for a living.. But knowing the way the justice system works it really is anyone’s guess. Anyways take a look at

UK XXX Rated.

About The Size Of It

When your young everything is just biding time between sex.

When you get married sex is just time spent between naggings.

In the mean time check out Real Couples they have been caught between naggings.

So I’m back online at last… Don’t even ask. so Straight into an xmas mega post

There are 2 things that I love about xmas

1- Drunk girls who have sex with strangers.

2- Being a Stranger

Anyways from the top we have the lovely girls from

Only Tease

Only Tease

Suburban Amateurs

Naughty Belle

Busty Britain

Busty Britain

Busty Britain

British Bukkake Babes

Enjoy…. and Happy Christmas

Lost

Now this is just retarded… I got on the bus this morning with the wife she paid and sat down, I paid walked down the aisle looked around and she was gone!!! I mean just gone, now this was a single decker bus with only 6 people on it. So I take a seat and see my wife 2 seats in front of her with a not to impressed look on her face. Turns out I was standing next to her while looking up and down the bus. I felt like a bit of a knob but life goes on. So I think maybe all the stress has got to me and I could do with some one on one time with a nurse, and no ones better than the sexy legged tease Sabrina from Sabrina’s Stockings.

Does God Hate Me

So If my day hadn’t been going bad enough I get out of work go to the ATM stick my card in, type in the pin, hit balance check. Now normal you balance would come up on the screen at this point… Not for me, the machine spits out my card and flashes up invalid card!!!!. So I slink away from the ATM cue like a broke man and storm into my bank (Now admittedly my card is out of date but wait.) I walk up to the desk give the smiling lady my card and ask her to give me a balance check and tell me the address on file. She swipes my card waits 30 seconds and then informs me that it is out of date. To which I reply “This is why I want to know what address you have for me so you can tell me why you haven’t sent me a new card” after a lot of faffing around she informs me that 14000 people were not sent their new cards, at which point I politely informed her that I didn’t care and I wanted this fuck up sorted out. I could tell by the look in her eyes that she knew I was in for the long haul. So she hits a few keys and says she has to check with head office as the money that she gives me might not come out of my account, Now this I had no problem with I am quite happy to take the banks money, (they have taken enough of mine over the years). But alas 30 mins later I had the money and she even gave me my card back to torment another helpless bank employee later in the week. So without further ado take a look at Send Your Secretary for all your office fantasies.

Dear God Just Don’t Post It

Well more problems with the post office today!!! So I sent some stuff down to my family in London, just Birthday Cards and some computer memory. I posted it on the 17th of October and surprise surprise it is still not there. So my mother tells me they have had no mail for 2 weeks. Strange I thought as I’m getting mail and had sent something to the midlands on the same day and they had got it the next. Anyways to cut a long story short she found a post man about the place and got this answer… “We are not aloud to use our cars for deliveries now so we can only do 1 street a day” so basically each street get mail once a fortnight. Oh dear god I mean really what the fuck is going on with that company… So I think I am going to add a post office category.. What you need is Lady Sonia, Strong, Film, Fair, gives a great blow job and has an amazing rack + she’s a MILF. She wouldn’t take any of this crap… No No No if she was is charge of the post office you would get you mail on time, and if not someone would surely get a spank.

Anal, Anal, Anal, Anal, Anal, Anal

Happy days!!! I got some bum love this weekend just gone…. And it was goooood!!!! I know that some people really don’t like anal but I DO. So No crap today just Six Of The Best Anal Videos from Jim Slip UK Street Sluts

Nothing But Amateurs Today

After my rant about the post men yesterday I thought I
would give you just some nice amateur galleries to perv over with out my 2
cents.. So get yourself over to
Suburban Amateurs.

Wow

Now I know I have posted a similar gallery before but forgive me. I don’t know who this girl is but she is absolutely gorgeous. Petite, trim and beautiful. So you can check her out 1 more time as the very naughty Faye & Sandie slip her firm breasts out, remove her lacy French panties and proceed to penetrate her sweet pussy and juicy ass with a variety of dildos

Now That’s Just A Great Ass

This is the beautiful Summer from Adore Summer looking mighty fine. I think you will agree that she has a fantastic ass. Now I do consider myself a bit of an ass man. Breast size isn’t important to me big or small I will give no complaints. But a great ass and a nice pair of legs and I’m any ones. I am also quite partial to a flat stomach. Give me a chick with a 6 pack and I will probably soil myself. So do yourself a favour and visit the blonde Brit babes very hot site.

Hope it pays well?!

As I have said before by paying for an escort you can get a girl who is both exquisitely beautiful and fantastic in bed. But for 1 second take a look at the other side of the coin. You are a Hot girl who is great in bed and you have to screw gimp after gimp. I mean take a look at the photo set. A real stunning blonde babe who no-one would kick out of bed and on the other side a wax work who upon finding in your bed you would probably call the police. Real Punting…. Well it is real…

You Really Don’t Need A Wife

I remember a time looking through jazz magazines there was always a section on readers wives. This has made me think of a couple of things.

1. Does anyone actually buy jazz magazines anymore?

2. Where have all the readers wives gone?

With it appearing that less people are now getting married this small but very British part of the porn industry seems to be dying. But fear not UK Girlfriends has not only seen this problem but has found a soulotion. As every guy knows, if your sleeping with a hottie you want everyone to know. What better way than to send in some naked pictures of the girl in question. Or even better get a film crew and make up artist to come to your house…..