Nobody Knows I’m Stoned

Oh My God

Take some time to watch this hot little video at British Bukkake Babes. So the bastards have done it… All week I have been waiting for my old school Playstation. It would have been here on Friday but No the post office have to go on strike. So today I go downstairs to find a load of Playstation games that have been posted through my cat flap and an orange slip. They are really assholes. So that has ruined my whole weekend of retro gaming But don’t worry they may have won this battle, The war however will be long…..

A Real Teen

It is always nice to see a naked babe, its even nicer to see a naked British babe, nicer more so to see a naked British Teen and even better is that naked teen looks like a genuine British teen. Clare 18 Doesn’t disappoint with genuine cute looks and a great teen body. It has been a pretty dismal month to be honest what with the rain Henman out of Wimbledon and now a bomb threat in London. Oh and those wankers at the post office have decided to take a day off. All I can say is, roll on July.

It’s My Turn

Today we have a gallery from UK Screw. A nice little set of an Asian babe getting it on with 2 guys. Now there is a thing I have about 3somes. If your a girl with 2 guys you can suck and fuck all day. If you are a guy with 2 girls it’s a different story, As you only have 1 cock you can only screw 1 girl at a time, thus leaving 1 girl unsatisfied. So I would recommend just having both girls giving you oral sex, although both females will be unsatisfied at least your being equal and fair. I learnt this to my cost when I had a 3some with my partner and another girl.

Fit Chav Bitty

British Doggers Is a nice looking amateur site, Now I’m all for outdoor sex but have had some bad experiences, namely get bitten by a dog while we were rolling around in some long grass. Also having sex on top of a red ants nest, very, very messy. Those little sods get everywhere. But do not let this deter you, there is nothing like lying back looking at the sky with a gentle breeze on your balls and your beautiful girlfriend bouncing up and down on you. If you don’t have a beautiful girlfriend borrow your friends…

Lady Lovin’

Janey’s Web is a top class site, without a doubt one of the hottest and dirtiest girls I have seen. The pic set is an all girl orgy The difference being that the sex looks real, these hot women are really having a good time. I do like amateur sites a lot, the people want to do what they are doing. I always say that is doesn’t need to be a flashy site as long as the content is what you want to see. So go and have a look at Janey’s Web It is a nice looking site with a very dirty girl. In other news, with most of the country flooded, I seem to recall lots of science types saying this was going to happen because of global warming. I’m sure everyone told them to shut up. You got to be thinking maybe we shouldn’t have???

Taking Over

Here again is the lovely Rebekah Dee. It is only recently that I realised how much Rebekah does. I have seen her loads of places around the net, This really is a seasoned hottie. So when you join her site you know it will be good. I personally thing she is extremely hot. I have also heard that there is a video of Rebekah Dee and  Alicia Rhodes together, somewhere about. So my next aim is to track said video and bring you the pleasure of The UK’s 2 hottest adult stars together.

Mighty Fine

The site is All Star Nikki Now the thing is she claims to be a MILF, now I’m not saying she is not fuckable but I just don’t think she is old enough to be a MILF. Lets just call her a BILF (Bird I’d Like To Fuck). While we are going all Retro. I just went out and bought a Sony Playstation 1. I just had a real urge for some retro gaming, I got some class games as well as the old, man with 2 much time on my hands games. Including GTA 2 and Bass championship fishing lol. So I think I might sit back on the weekend and enjoy a day of pre millennium gaming.

A Truly Original Post Title

This is super hot a solo UK girl doing a hardcore site. See you really get 2 types of solo girl sites

1. Pornstars

2. Amateurs

Now with your pornstar sites your going to see hardcore sex all the time, but then you can also go to a sex shop and get a DVD of them Amateur sites like Get Dirty With Juliet is the latter a lot of amateur solo girl site are not hardcore,  Juliet does give you some hardcore content which is very nice as Juliet is the type of girl you want to see performing oral sex. The other thing is the content is exclusive. By content I mean pictures, videos and
by exclusive I mean you can get it anywhere else. So if you do want to see the beautiful Juliet sucking on cock or getting naked and spreading her hot ass you can only see it on her site.

& Some Special Sauce

Dogging Uncovered, Now dogging is a very British thing, meet up in a car park to have sex and get a load of guys to watch and/or join in. It really come to 2 options, watch or perform, That’s true throughout all of porn you either do or watch. As most of us will never be a porn star, a site like Dogging Uncovered lets your ordinary man on the street get to be in porn. I have never been dogging, don’t think I ever will, see I like my creature comforts, If their is going to be a gang bang have it in a nice warm house. I don’t want to be flopping my cock around in a windy dingy pay and display car park. Which brings me to my next point, eating in at a fast-food restaurant. Now I do like junk food, I don’t have it a lot maybe 4-5 times a year but when I do I like to do it in style. My wife is quite petite so she will go in to Mac Donald’s and gets me 8 cheese burgers, you really need to see their faces. Anyways I was in subway to get a foot long as the girl asked me if I would like to eat in! You can’t say “No, love I’m going home to sit in front of the telly and eat this giant sandwich in my boxer shorts” So I just said “to Take away please” I now feel that a 12″ sub is just not enough so I will now be on 2 foot longs a sitting.

Bring On The Group Sex

The site is UK Homemade Porn the video is nice 3some. while we are on the subject me and the wife got talking about having a 3some the other night, and talking about it is only one step behind doing it! so that should be nice. On another matter a friend was round the other night so we watched Mr Deeds and the part with the old gent hitting on the old lady. This raised an interesting point. When do you want to fuck an old lady? My friend said, “when your 70 you will still be sleeping with your wife.” “No, No your missing the point I mean with my wife I will have always been with her. What I mean is at what age will you be walking down the street and upon seeing an O.A.P bending down at the bus stop picking up her shopping, you think I could half fancy me some of that granny fanny!!!”. See that got us stumped, because we all know at some point that will happen and it just seems wrong.

Mini Cab!!!

From the man who brought you Posh Wife and Crossbow Babes comes Rose Cabs The idea behind the site is a cabbie who painted his mini cab “Mad” picks up girls who invite him back for a good old knee trembler. “Really” you say “and where might I sign up for a job like this”. Interesting breed, the cab driver 50% human 35% cold tea the remainder being made up of Christmas tree air fresheners and business cards. To be honest I have too many cab stories, a couple that stand out are. The Somalian who got me from Streatham to Kings Cross in 11 mins. And the day I moved to a village in Yorkshire and upset the only cab driver in a 10 mile radius.

Now You See It! Now You Don’t

Fucked At Home takes it back to basics. We so many site adding a spin to sex i.e. fucking on a boat, in a car, generally outdoors. these guys make no bones about it, they come to your house and fuck you. While we are on the subject of getting fucked, did you see George Bush becoming  a victim of street crime? Well if you didn’t you should take a look at youtube or a news channel and see the most powerful man in the world being relieved of his wrist watch. The gallery today is quite hot, it features 21 year old Gemma getting a good workout in her first sex on camera.

Fit As Fuck

I don’t Know what it is about Sabrina from Sabrina Deep but there is something, Maybe it’s her eyes, maybe it’s her neat pussy. Whatever it is I can safely say she is fit as fuck. Expect ton of exclusive hardcore content, expect cam shows. You might even get the chance to fuck her. Tell me more! Well Sabrina meets up with members of her site to film hardcore content. I mean it doesn’t get much better than that really, does it. You could end up deep inside that neat pussy and creaming over that pretty face. I think it’s her cheek bones she has beautifully defined features. Check out the picture set (there a video also) See what you think. The quality of amateur porn seems to be improving all the time, this is without a doubt a good thing. I have always preferred the shot at home porn rather than the mega bucks movies. So lets just hope there are more girls like Sabrina out there.

Looking For Some Naughty Chav Bitty!!

Having a foot fetish is an interesting thing if you do Feet Seekers is a great source of quality foot content. There are many ideas as to why people have a foot fetish I subscribe to 2 of those, 1 being psychological and 1 being physiological. Today I will discuss the first. It is believed that when we were small and crawling on our hands and knees, the first thing we would come across is our mothers feet, then legs, then smiling face. In any circumstance, be it falling over, crawling from room to room or just after we have finished playing with our Lego. So we associate feet and legs with a loving caring situation. That is the psychological I will deal with the physiological next time I have a foot post. But back to the feet thing It can be very particular, some people love clean feet, some people love dirty feet. I myself can go both ways I like a cute pair of feet with a pedicure an ankle chain and maybe a toe ring. However I do like the idea of a hot chav cutie slipping her sweaty feet out of her Reebok classics. I guess it shows that even within a fetish you can have your ideals.

Cheeks Spread For Some Kitchen Fun

One Man Banned is the site in question today, now is this man banned from somewhere, or carrying around drum, mouth organ and all that malarkey? If it is the latter I do so much hope he has a bell tied to his dick. Now I have found it hard to get banned from most place. I have always tried though. I have however been banned from a bowling alley and only 1 bar. I actually set fire to the bar, Myself and a friend John were both barmen at the time. We found ourselves with a whole 24 hours to kill till our next shift. John being Irish we decide to drink the time away. It was to be a pub crawl to end them all. We started at our place of work, The White Lion Of Mortimer In leafy Mitcham Surrey. After a quick Guinness to line the stomach we hoped the 264 to Thornton Heath Pond. Now we could start, The rules were, enter every pub we pass and drink alternate shots and points. So first pub 1 pint each, second pub 1 shot each and so on. A quick time check reveal its 1.30pm.. We made surprisingly good time arriving at Croydon town centre at around 3. Now the fun would start having pubs only 2 doors away from each other. We carried on until around 7pm when we decided to have flaming Sambucas. I preceded to blow mine covering the bar with the flaming liquid leaving a trail from the bar and onto the floor. At which point we were both banned. We carried on our crawl ending at around 3.30 am in the Riley’s Snooker Club to sit back and enjoy some giant Hot Dogs.