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Fancy An English

Great Way To Build Up An Appetite

Here is a great video of the super sexy Anjali from Adore Anjali giving some great head. Now what has got me thinking today! Now when we go for a take away we always say “Do you fancy an Indian” Now for those of an Asian persuasion, when you go for some fish and chips or a roast dinner do you say ” Lets go for an English” ?

Hmmmmm?!?!?!?

Filed Under | Amateur, Blonde

Just A Quote

So today I am just going to post a great quote I heard the other day

If you can keep your head while all around you lose theirs, you obviously don’t understand the seriousness of the situation

While you ponder this nugget take a look at the beautiful girls at Babes UK.

Whats That Got To Do With The Price Of Bread

Ohh That doesn’t Taste Right

So I was out shopping the other day and got 1 loaf of bread and 1 pack of wine gums, which got me to thinking 10 years ago the wine gums were 5p cheaper but the bread is now 10p more expensive. People are still baffled by the fact that a large portion of our country is obese. Now I’m not a government employee (thank god) but surely if you raise the price of junk food and lower the price of healthy food over a 10 year period we wouldn’t have so many fat ass women stomping our streets. Our babe for the day has taken this information under consideration and is now on a protein only diet. Don’t believe me check out British Bukkake Parties.

Getting Clean Has Never Been So Much Fun

Will You Do My Back?

Here we have a gorgeous blonde with a very sexy mouth from UK Nymphos getting a good seeing to in the bath. I have to say I’m not always a great fan of bath sex, It just seems very awkward and messy (and not the good kind of messy) However I did have some great bath sex a couple of weeks back. Now you have to understand me and my wife play a little game… Every time I see her I ask for sex. Every time I ask for sex she says “NO” well not every time but you can get the idea. So she was in the bath and as always I said “You want some lovin’” to which she replied “yes” Not wasting a second I strip and dive in to the bath. She stands then lowers herself onto me, facing me and slides back and forth…. not up and down…Well oh my god it was good and I mean really good. We had to use a canoe to get out of the bathroom but it was worth it. So I now am in 2 minds about the whole sex in a bath thing…  Sex in a shower, now you can’t go wrong with that.

Just A Super Hot Blonde

Wow

Now I know I have posted a similar gallery before but forgive me. I don’t know who this girl is but she is absolutely gorgeous. Petite, trim and beautiful. So you can check her out 1 more time as the very naughty Faye & Sandie slip her firm breasts out, remove her lacy French panties and proceed to penetrate her sweet pussy and juicy ass with a variety of dildos

Add A Little Colour To Your Life

That’s Just Hot

Now we have already seen a chick with a pink pussy (View Post), so carrying on that theme here is a very naughty looking British babe with purple hair. Now I don’t know about you but I think she looks so hot. My wife when I met her had purple/red hair. I just think girls look very naughty with striking hair. It is like when you see a chick with dreadlocks, you just know she is going to be filthy in bed. The fact is you don’t know but we build up these ideas. As for the tongue stub that’s always hot I have never been with a girl with a tongue ring but it is on the list… So get on over to One Man Banned and see some more.

The Great Ass Post part 1

More Ass Than You Can Manage

Just Sit Back and enjoy some of the hottest babes showing off their sexy little bums..

The Girls Are From (In Order)

Lust In Leather

Babes UK

Busty Britain

Naughty Belle

Suburban Amateurs

Clean Or Dirty You Would Not Complain

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Now That’s Just A Great Ass

This is the beautiful Summer from Adore Summer looking mighty fine. I think you will agree that she has a fantastic ass. Now I do consider myself a bit of an ass man. Breast size isn’t important to me big or small I will give no complaints. But a great ass and a nice pair of legs and I’m any ones. I am also quite partial to a flat stomach. Give me a chick with a 6 pack and I will probably soil myself. So do yourself a favour and visit the blonde Brit babes very hot site.

Better Than Working For A Living

Hope it pays well?!

As I have said before by paying for an escort you can get a girl who is both exquisitely beautiful and fantastic in bed. But for 1 second take a look at the other side of the coin. You are a Hot girl who is great in bed and you have to screw gimp after gimp. I mean take a look at the photo set. A real stunning blonde babe who no-one would kick out of bed and on the other side a wax work who upon finding in your bed you would probably call the police. Real Punting…. Well it is real…

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Oh Dear!!!!

Well we lost the rugby and I didn’t get anal sex.. So all in all the weekend wasn’t great…. I have had my better half rubbing my nose in it all weekend I mean it wouldn’t have been so bad if we had scored a point or two. “Assistant coach Mike Ford laments the difference four years has made to the world champions and says they may have been ‘overtaken’.” No shit. But we are not finished yet as always we could stumble to the latter rounds of the competition.. Here’s hoping. Why not take the tears away and take a look at Only Opaque’s for all you naughty stockings and tights fetishists.

We Can Do It

0 Days to Go

Get ready for a great game tonight. At least one person in my house will be ending the day in tears and maybe some bum love…. So today we have a video from UK XXX Rated with a rather dirty blonde indulging in some hardcore sucking and fucking action. I remember the last time I watched South Africa play England. It was a couple of years ago on my birthday I was out for lunch with the wife and a couple of South Africans. I will always remember when the final whistle went and we won there were several unimpressed Saffa crying into their beers. That was a good day.

Soggy

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So The Floods Came

I told you I would get back to it. So we really had no summer and most of the midlands was underwater for a big part of the non summer. I mean we were looking like a third world country. But fear not the government has a plan… They are going to build more houses on the flood planes. Now normally I would think this is a bad idea, however think of the money the tourists will bring in. It will be like living in Venice. And who can wait to see their first chav in a tricked out gòndola. If you are really lucky you might see  Ava Martinez floating by, We will also have a country full of dripping wet pussies, so that’s also a plus.

Still On The Shelf

You Really Don’t Need A Wife

I remember a time looking through jazz magazines there was always a section on readers wives. This has made me think of a couple of things.

1. Does anyone actually buy jazz magazines anymore?

2. Where have all the readers wives gone?

With it appearing that less people are now getting married this small but very British part of the porn industry seems to be dying. But fear not UK Girlfriends has not only seen this problem but has found a soulotion. As every guy knows, if your sleeping with a hottie you want everyone to know. What better way than to send in some naked pictures of the girl in question. Or even better get a film crew and make up artist to come to your house…..

3 for 3

What Can I Say !!!

So we won the cricket the rugby and finally the football and with Lewis Hamilton taking a second place with a great overtake into the first corner at Monza. It would appear that British sport is alive and well. I did however see we got a lot of stick for not spanking the U.S.A in rugby, but lets be honest that is the British way! Whenever we seem to win something it is never convincing but a win is still a win… So today we have a gallery from the naughty MILF Simply Demi. Enjoy…

Being British Is Not All Bad

5-6’s

Well what can I say we have actually won a one day test and with some style 5 6’s in one over is an exceptional feat for any cricketer but for an English man, Give him the keys to the city. Has there been better? Of course who can forget Herschelle Gibbs (who just happens to be married to my wife’s cousin) 6 6’s in an over against Canada in the recent world cup. All I can say is roll on the weekend With Cricket, Rugby and Football we have to win something… Don’t we? While you wait take a look at One Man Banned