Nobody Knows I’m Stoned

What Can I Say

So I have been working in an office for a couple of weeks now, and I can add something else to my shit list…. Staples!!! Well not really staple but peoples over use of the little metal nick knacks. Why use 1 staple when 8 will do? Why not just staple it right in the middle of the page? You wouldn’t have thought that people would do this but alas they do. So for the next 2 months I will continue to bitch. While I’m on the subject of staples.. Do you remember the old days of porn magazines? they always used to put the staples through the girls belly button. Not a major problem unless you have a belly button fetish! I guess that our lovely today Filthy Rich Bitch has someone to remove them for her.

Today Is A Big Breast Day.

So there happens to be a girl I’m working with…. She happens to be a big girl!!! and she has a giant rack…. I mean huge. She was bending down over a desk in front of me when I caught a glimpse of her cleavage. Holy Shit there must have been about a foot of it. Now not being a greedy man myself, but what the hell would you do with all of that? I mean I like an oily Tit Wank as much as the next man, but I would be lost in there, well unless your an elephant you would be lost too. If you like your tits big check out

Anal, Anal, Anal, Anal, Anal, Anal

Happy days!!! I got some bum love this weekend just gone…. And it was goooood!!!! I know that some people really don’t like anal but I DO. So No crap today just Six Of The Best Anal Videos from Jim Slip UK Street Sluts

What A Waste Of Your Life

So I remember reading a while back in the Times about people who have devoted themselves to Wikipedia. Why would you want to do this? these people get home from work or college then spend hours on end editing and re-editing wiki post and all you get at the end is wiki-recognition by a group of like minded individuals. This is the great thing that website owners have cottoned onto. In the old days you would spend a lot of time and effort building and filling a site with content. Now you just build a bare bones site and let the public fill it to the brim with new content. Now I understand that Wikipedia is trying to do some good stuff in Africa, which I have to say is very close to my heart (perhaps if there was an abundance of crude oil there it would be close to a lot of other peoples hearts!). At the end of the day though Wikipedia is not that great there are many inaccuracies within its pages
take a look here if you would like to know more. What if one day Wikipedia shuts down will these people not feel that they have wasted their lives? I would highly recommend going to the great website Vickie Powell, you can be assured you time will not be wasted looking at
the sexy UK porn star

It’s Not Her Fault

I have to say I think a girl in a straight jacket is pretty hot. I like many others and drawn towards damaged goods, I have an irrepressible belief that I can make it alright. Dear god there are some fucked up people out there. I of course include myself in that category. Now ending up in a straight jacket doesn’t necessarily mean you are nuts, I mean it could simply have started by phoning a government agency and after several hours of mashing the numbers followed by the hash key you are told by a computer that you have pressed the wrong button, the office is now closed and you will need to phone back tomorrow. I feel her pain.. If you want to check out load more wild and crazy British babes you could do worse than checking out Suburban Amateurs.

Another Day Another Post Office Post

My seemingly never ending battle with the royal mail continues this week, My parents have Birthdays a week apart so I stuck their Birthday Cards and Presents in a big jiffy bag took them down to the post office and sent them recorded delivery. We are now over 10 days latter and they have still not arrived. Apparently they have only had a postman visit them with mail once in the last fortnight. I am surprised? No, an I surprised that every time I switch on the telly I see a new post office advert? No. This does make me worry with Christmas only round the corner, after the lack of summer is the royal mail wreck Christmas for the nation I do not think they will be forgiven quickly. One good thing about all these postal strikes though, I have gotten a lot less junk mail! Redirect your browser to Only Tease for some quality English Bitty.

So Christmas Is Here

Today we have a great gallery from the naught MILF Adore Sara, if you like big breasts you will love her. So after aking a wander around the shop this last week has let me know we are only days away from Christmas. Oh hang on it’s only October! When the nation is so heavily in debt it seems so helpful that that the shop roll out the Xmas bounty this early. I did see some thing quite funny on telly though. It is a child’s toy, basically it’s an exercise bike that plugs in to the telly and takes educational games, “The more you peddle the more you learn” I believe was the slogan was, I guess they couldn’t go with “Is your kid fat and stupid, fear not”. I do jest but it is truly nice to see something to help deal with the countries mounting obesity problem.

Oh Dear

Well what can I say, from British sport being on top of the world it all came crumbling down in the last few days. Football, Rugby and F1. I could try and make excuses, The disallowed try, the plastic pitch, Hamilton being blocked. NO no no, We were beaten, we have our all but this time that just wasn’t enough. Whatever the outcome in the Rugby A team the rest of the world thought were going out in the group stage made it to the finals, A 22 year old rookie lead the championship from the early rounds breaking record on the way. As for the football was it 5 matches in a row that we won 3-0. So here’s to the lads and here’s to British Doggers.

We All Know The Truth

To Get us started here is a great gallery of the very sexy Carla from
Only Carla. So the wife emailed me the picture below to emphasis what is going to happen to us on the weekend she also changed my desktop picture to one of Brian Habanna. Well what can I say, you may notice that the picture is a cartoon so please move your eyes to the picture below and you can see the reality of things to come. So 1 more time