Nobody Knows I’m Stoned

Lets Get The Party Started

So I have now decided to start drinking on a Wednesday. Kind of break up the week. With all this talk of binge drinking on the weekend, I really don’t want to fall into that trap. So 2 session a week and I think I should be safe! I also didn’t realise that I can’t play pool when I’m sober, strange but true after the first pint I was getting hammered by the forth I had got my eye in. Now your probably thinking the guy I was playing was as drunk as me, but being the designated driver he was still sober. So being in the party mood why not check out UK Party Sluts .

Look At The Fun Bags On Her

Take a moment to check out this busty beauty at Busty Britain.

So I have moved house and got a letter through the door from our new water company. The usual rubbish and pamphlets, you will like this…. This is a paragraph from one of the booklets….

“For a refreshing drink try chilling some water in the fridge and adding some ice cubes”

I mean really!!! are we all just idiots.

A Little Help Please

Bluetooth, while it is a great technology it bugs the ever living crap out of me to see people who walk around all the time with a Bluetooth earpiece in.. Fair enough use it in the car but not when your queing up to pay for your shopping in Tesco’s. This also brings me on to the whole subject of people on mobile phones. Oh my God , no I don’t want to know what you want for dinner or who you went to see last night in concert. It does make you wonder how we ever managed before cell phones. But back to the ear pieces. There was a time in London that you could walk down the streets and straight away tell the nuts (those who were speaking to themselves) but now with Bluetooth it is a bloody mine field. Here are some great girls from
One Man Banned to take your mind off the wankers.

Not Sure How This One Will Pan Out

So here is a thought if you are female and work for an adult entertainment business do you think you could sue for sexual harassment? I mean if I were a judge and a lady stood up in front of me and said someone in the office spanked her ass. Well what do you expect!!!? You work in an industry where women are sexually harassed for a living.. But knowing the way the justice system works it really is anyone’s guess. Anyways take a look at

UK XXX Rated.

About The Size Of It

When your young everything is just biding time between sex.

When you get married sex is just time spent between naggings.

In the mean time check out Real Couples they have been caught between naggings.