Jul
18

Safety First
So I see a girl driving along with her I-Pod on today.. Earphone in and everything.. Now surely that’s not safe? I mean the thing is statistically women are less likely to have an accident. However I put this down to 2 things.
1. They never get to a speed at which they can actually cause an accident.
2. 98.5% of the time a woman is driving in her car she is actually trying to park her car.
So really the safest option all round is Girly Riders
Jul
11

Maybe in a few Years
Well let be honest now you expect Tim Henman to be out of Wimbledon by the quarter finals! You just don’t expect him to be commentating all out from a sore throat! Not all is lost though. Wimbledon in a wrapped up in a heart beat.
Andy Murray, could do better
Andy Murrays’s Brother, So close
Chubby British Girl, Gave Venus Williams a fright
14 year old Brit. Wins juniors title
Every woman’s favourite Rafael Nadal, beats smug git Roger Federer.
Cliff Richard didn’t sign for the masses, maybe he’s dead?!
Venus Sisters, battle it out once again for the title,
Lots of Skimpily clad females bounce around the courts, A good time is had by all
In lieu of our of our consummate professional athletes why not take a peek at,Suburban Amateurs.
Jul
1

The Hottest Girl In The World
I may have said it once or twice but Naughty Belle has to be the hottest girl on the planet. Talking about the hottest on the planet, What about Spain winning the Euro Championship. I have to say that 1-0 did not tell the story but I as elated that the Germans were well and truly beaten. I had held out hope that the Turkish would be in the final but alas, there last minute flurries were probably the most enjoyable part of the whole tournament.