Nobody Knows I’m Stoned

Dear Oh Dear

It’s a Brown Bashing Day, well why not. It seems strange that Gordon Brown did not interfere in Zimbabwe in the same way that we dived into Iraq. Now there are 2 theories behind this..

1. NO OIL

2. If brown were to start denouncing old Bob Mugabe for being a dictator on the fact that the election was rigged with wide spread threats and intimidation. Maybe people will start to look at Old Gordy and say “Oi Brown, so when exactly did you win an election”.

The problem is we now live under a dictatorship by a man, who under his control has steered the countries finances in to what we see splashed over the front pages of all the newspapers.

With all this said it is quite clear that the professionals have no idea so we are going to hand it over to the amateurs. The Suburban Amateurs. And with everyone tightening their purse strings were giving you more amateurs for your money with 4 hot galleries to perv over.

What a rip off

So it would appear that peace and a power sharing deal has come to Zimbabwe, I have not seen the full details of the agreement but from the reports that I have read it would seem that.

Robert Mugabe gets control of the army and it still in control of Parliament. Morgan Tsvangirai gets to carry Mugabe’s luggage of Foreign trips..

So all in all you could say the country is well on the way to recovery. But seriously once foreign companies have started to invest their money back into Zimbabwe how soon will Morgan Tsvangirai have a horrible fatal accident, I don’t know maybe falling in the shower and getting shot in the back 20 times!!

While were on the subject of Amateurs get yourself over to Suburban Amateurs.

The Circus Begins

John McCain has announced his running mate. So chances are there will be a gun touting redneck in the administration. If I recall didn’t Dick Cheney shoot someone when he was out hunting! So the republican party seems to be setting a precedent with that one.

Apparently John McCain will be making sweeping changes in the white house. First off he will be putting in a stair lift.

It does come as some surprise that the Republican party could only put forward a man who came second to George Bush 8 years ago in the party vote.

But I will be backing McCain to the hilt…. We all need oven chips?!?!

Why not take a look at Real Couples it may not be politics but it sure is more entertaining….