Nobody Knows I’m Stoned

In Case You Didn’t Know

There aren’t many things sexier than a sexy blonde in the shower. Having said that, trust a blonde to forget to take off her clothes before she gets all wet. I am sure that you can forgive Melanie for this minor indiscretion. The damp cotton clinging to her firm pert breast is quite breath taking, her dark little nipples trying to escape from their wet cotton prison.

Anyway enough of that. So I heard the definition between having guts and having bal the other day and thought I would share it with you.

Having Guts, is coming home late and drunk from a night out with the boys, you meet your wife at the door. In her hand she hold a broom and you ask her, “You still cleaning luv or you flying off somewhere”.

Having Ball, is coming home late and drunk from a night out with the boys smelling of cheap perfume and with lipstick on your collar. You meet your wife at the door, slap her on the ass and say “Your next fatty”

So go get yourself over to Only Melanie and check out some more of the blonde sex kitten.

And Everybody Was Happy

All it takes is freezing temperatures to make the British public happy, shut down the schools, shut down the offices. Pretty much shut down the country and go build a snowman. Apparently the snow day cost the British economy £3 billion, what the news negates to inform is the fact that, had bankers been able to get to work the country would have lost £10 billion from them pissing our hard earned against a wall. In circumstances such as this any sensible business man has only one real option available to him…. Send Your Secretary… She will strip down and is sure to warm things up.. If she doesn’t catch hypothermia.

I’ll Have What He’s Having Please

So I got a pack of three pair of underwear from the underwear company. Now you expect that if you call yourself the underwear company you’re going to know your onions when it comes to pants, or boxers. So there are three pairs in the pack, identical except one is grey, one white and one blue. Now the white and grey are fine but the blue… This is where the cock flop occurs. Your know, when your dick flops out of the pouch at the front. Why just on the blue pair???? Anyway get on over and see some more of this hot brunette with big tits getting her pussy licked out.. It will cure the cock flop in seconds.

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